Competition: [Great Sithmas] Cards Against Brotherhood

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[Great Sithmas] Cards Against Brotherhood

Everyone loves to play Cards Against Brotherhood every Sithmas holiday, and this holiday is no different.

You are presented with five distinct “Black Cards” which have a textual prompt on them, with blank sections on them. Your task is to create five “White Cards” of your own design or from Cards Against Humanity itself that fill those blank spots with the best humor and gusto that you can manage.

An example of this could be:

(Prompt Card) Black Card - “I always have nightmares when I think about ________” (Your Answer) White Card: “Howie’s Pantslessness”

(Prompt) Black Card (That has two spots in it) - You know, _______ is the key to reach ________. (Your Answer) White Card 1- Kamjin's Secret Stash
White Card 2: the perfectly toasted flesh of an Ewok.

When the event starts, you will gain access to the seven Black Cards in the subscription details below. Using the submission text box, and the above example, give your best White Card for each of the seven. (This can be a pre-existing Cards Against Humanity Card, or your own Brotherhood/Clan themed answer!)

At the end of the competition, all submissions for each of the cards will be compiled and the top 5 will be selected and ranked for each card with the following scoring system

Per Black Card
Winning White Card - 5 Points
2nd Place White Card - 4 Points
3rd Place White Card - 3 Points
4th Place White Card - 2 Points
5th Place White Card - 1 Point
6th/7th Place White Card - 0 Points

After all 7 are placed and graded, final placements will be determined by the point value won by each member in their placements. In the event of a point tie, the lowest submission time will determine the tiebreaker event.

Competition Information

Parent Competition: The Great Sithmas Adventure
Organized by: Supreme Chancellor Cassandra Oriana Tyris
Running time: 2021-12-01 until 2022-01-01 (about 1 month)
Target Unit: Entire DJB
Competition Type: Other
Awards: Second Level Crescents
Participants: 14 subscribers, of which 11 have participated.

Results

1st place

Nobilus

Member: Nobilus
Subscription time: 28 December 2021
Submission time: 29 December 2021
Time taken: 1555 seconds (± 26 minutes)
Submission: Nobilus opted out of publishing his submission.
Placement: 1st place

2nd place

Champion Rajhin Cindertail

Member

Champion Rajhin Cindertail

Subscription time

05 December 2021

Submission time

05 December 2021

Time taken

773 seconds (± 13 minutes)

Textual submission

Black Card 1 - I always have nightmares when I think about ________.
White Card 1 - An Ewok petting zoo.

Black Card 2 - All I want for Sithmas is ________.
White Card 2 - Sabercopters

Black Card 3 - Fear lead to anger, Anger leads to Hate, Hate leads to ________.
White Card 3 - Civil discourse on The Last Jedi

Black Card 4 - ________ isn't even the most shocking things to happen in the Brotherhood, ________ is.
White Card 4a - Mav the worst, first of his name
White Card 4b - Discord

Black Card 5 - Have you heard the tragedy of ________?
White Card 5 - Disney canon

Black Card 6 - ________. Force Tested, Jedi approved.
White Card 6 - Being on Pravus' naughty list

Black Card 7 - _______ is the reason why TK-421 was not at his post.
White Card 7 - Howie's Onlyfans holonet account

Placement

2nd place

3rd place

Benevolent Taldrya Whiner

Member

Benevolent Taldrya Whiner

Subscription time

05 December 2021

Submission time

05 December 2021

Time taken

4548 seconds (± about 1 hour)

Textual submission

"I always have nightmares when I think about ________."
Accidentally sending a message to the clan mailing list from your work email

"All I want for Sithmas is ________."
A jar of marmalade and one more night with the ol' table

"Fear lead to anger, Anger leads to Hate, Hate leads to ________."
Internet arguments at 2am

"________ isn't even the most shocking things to happen in the Brotherhood, ________ is."
- An Ewok in a sexy uniform
- Vizsla lasting longer than Sarin's previous attempt at making a clan

"Have you heard the tragedy of ________?"
Lewd Telegram sticker packs

"________. Force Tested, Jedi approved."
Vibrating saber hilts

"_______ is the reason why TK-421 was not at his post."
Section 7.06(p)

Placement

3rd place

4th place

Occultan Iacul

Member

Occultan Iacul

Subscription time

05 December 2021

Submission time

05 December 2021

Time taken

680 seconds (± 11 minutes)

Textual submission

Black Card 1 - I always have nightmares when I think about ________.

White Card 1 - The Jedi

Black Card 2 - All I want for Sithmas is ________.

White Card 2 - Elder Promotions

Black Card 3 - Fear lead to anger, Anger leads to Hate, Hate leads to ________.

White Card 3 - Item Store Swag

Black Card 4 - ________ isn't even the most shocking things to happen in the Brotherhood, ________ is.

White Card 4 - Heavy Drinking
White Card 5 - Mav

Black Card 5 - Have you heard the tragedy of ________?

White Card 6 - Howie, Lord of Pandas

Black Card 6 - ________. Force Tested, Jedi approved.

White Card 7 - Child Abduction

Black Card 7 - _______ is the reason why TK-421 was not at his post.

White Card 8 - The Justicar

Placement

4th place

5th place

General Socorra Tenebrosa Nhar’qual Erinos

Member: General Socorra Tenebrosa Nhar’qual Erinos
Subscription time: 19 December 2021
Submission time: 01 January 2022
Time taken: 1124597 seconds (± 13 days)
Submission: General Socorra Tenebrosa Nhar’qual Erinos opted out of publishing her submission.
Placement: 5th place

6th place

Adept Bentre Stahoes

Member: Adept Bentre Stahoes
Subscription time: 02 December 2021
Submission time: 23 December 2021
Time taken: 1852579 seconds (± 21 days)
Submission: Adept Bentre Stahoes opted out of publishing his submission.
Placement: 6th place

7th place

Aedile Tali Sroka

Member: Aedile Tali Sroka
Subscription time: 13 December 2021
Submission time: 13 December 2021
Time taken: 525 seconds (± 9 minutes)
Submission: Aedile Tali Sroka opted out of publishing her submission.
Placement: 7th place

8th place

Mauro Wynter

Member: Mauro Wynter
Subscription time: 19 December 2021
Submission time: 19 December 2021
Time taken: 36262 seconds (± about 10 hours)
Textual submission: 1) Jar Jar Binks
2) Padme Amidala
3) Half off on Porg milk
4) The Sith....inflation
5) property taxes on Arx?
6) Porg meat
7) Hangovers
Placement: 8th place

9th place

High Inquisitor Anderson

Member

High Inquisitor Anderson

Subscription time

03 December 2021

Submission time

03 December 2021

Time taken

569 seconds (± 9 minutes)

Textual submission

1) Teebu's 1000 years of pain.

2) a Sabercopter going brrr.

3) Jorm recording the whole thing to broadcast live.

4) White Card 1 - The Exodus
White card 2 - The Ewok Rebellion of 40 ABY

5) Tibbles and Crappius

6) Mandaboos.

7) Keitel being dead.

Placement

9th place

10th place

Bexa Nalrella

Member

Bexa Nalrella

Subscription time

06 December 2021

Submission time

06 December 2021

Time taken

989 seconds (± 16 minutes)

Textual submission

Black Card 1 - I always have nightmares when I think about __what droids do to go to the bathroom______.

Black Card 2 - All I want for Sithmas is _a baby yoda_______.

Black Card 3 - Fear lead to anger, Anger leads to Hate, Hate leads to __darth vaders family issues______.

Black Card 4 - __Darth Vader______ isn't even the most shocking things to happen in the Brotherhood, ___killing a fly with a light saber_____ is.

Black Card 5 - Have you heard the tragedy of _the porg_______?

Black Card 6 - ___Dark Side_____. Force Tested, Jedi approved.

Black Card 7 - __stormtroopers_____ is the reason why TK-421 was not at his post.

Placement

10th place

Edgar Drachen

Member: Edgar Drachen
Subscription time: 23 December 2021
Submission time: 23 December 2021
Time taken: 229 seconds (± 4 minutes)
Submission: Edgar Drachen opted out of publishing his submission.
Placement: No placement