During the celebrations, you have drank just a little bit too much. A fellow clan member offered you a strange red colored pill to go with your last drink. Much to your regret, you decide why not. It’s the holidays. You down the pill and finish off your drink. This was the last thing you remembered.

You awaken, dazed and hung over in your Consul’s personal quarters. Everything in the room has been trashed, and you hear yelling and screaming out in the hallways. You open the door and walk out, and see various members of the clan angry and screaming. It is at that moment you realize, you sithed up. Their anger and frustrations are aimed...at you. And they keep calling you an Ewok.

Glancing at your reflection on your datapad screen, you realize that you really are an Ewok. Dressed in a Grand Admiral’s outfit, similar to the worst Ewok you've ever heard of, but still an Ewok you have heard about. They are accusing you of trashing the rooms of not just the Consul, but every members personal quarters, putting a Gungan’s head into the stew for that morning’s breakfast on high, and shaving the head of your Proconsul among other horrible things.

You decide the best thing is to run. But being an Ewok...you aren’t very fast. But you are small, fortunately. And have a backpack of items at your disposal.

In 500 words or more using the attached snapshot as if it were your own character, with all items there usable at your discretion, detail the series of unfortunate events that unfold after this stunning revelation as you try and prove your innocence, return to normal somehow, or inevitably be punted by the members of your Clan or roasted alive for breakfast. Besides, punting Ewoks was always fun for you. It couldn’t be that bad to be punted yourself for once, right?

...right?

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