Competition: Ewok Love or Hate

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Ewok Love or Hate

Prompt Write a Haiku about your love or hatred for Ewoks. Feel free to get creative! Do you love them for their souls, or for their hides? Have fun with it.

Haikus are poems written with words containing 5 syllables in the first line, 7 syllables in the next line and 5 syllables for the last line.

Grading Grading will be done based on staying to the structure of the poem, creativity and uniqueness. Ties will be broken based on creativity score by the judges.

This competition is available only to members of Clan Scholae Palatinae and Clan Taldryan. All other submissions will be disqualified

Competition Information

Parent Competition: [Week 2 of the Great Ewok Hunt]
Organized by: Grand Inquisitor "Aequitas" Anderson, Raleien Sonavarret
Running time: 2022-03-16 until 2022-03-23 (8 days)
Target Unit: Entire DJB
Competition Type: Poetry
Awards: Second Level Crescents
Participants: 14 subscribers, of which 12 have participated.

Results

1st place

Raistline Taldrya Majere

Member: Raistline Taldrya Majere
Textual submission: The body lays bare
Fur shaved away from torn skin
I crave ewok meat.
Placement: 1st place

2nd place

Empress Rayne Palpatine

Member: Empress Rayne Palpatine
Textual submission: Searching in Scholae
A blazing, wild fire dies
at the last Ewok
Placement: 2nd place

3rd place

General Zentru'la

Member: General Zentru'la
Textual submission: Ewok characters
Suspension of disbelief
Obliterated
Placement: 3rd place

4th place

Dr. Giyana Jurro

Member: Dr. Giyana Jurro
Textual submission: Ewoks are my friends,
Always brighten up my world,
I can't hate Ewoks.
Placement: 4th place

5th place

Aldaric

Member: Aldaric
Textual submission: Ewoks are the worst
Why are they even a thing
Discounted Wookiees
Placement: 5th place

6th place

Czarnian

Member: Czarnian
File submission: Ewok for Dinner.pdf
Placement: 6th place

7th place

Advisor Reiden Palpatine Karr

Member: Advisor Reiden Palpatine Karr
Textual submission: Soft, cute, and cuddly
Ewoks are truly the best
Do not eat them please.
Placement: 7th place

Master Kamjin "Maverick" Lap'lamiz

Member: Master Kamjin "Maverick" Lap'lamiz
Textual submission: Teebu is ewok
ewoks make good food to eat
I kill all ewoks
Placement: No placement

Thran Occasus-Palpatine

Member: Thran Occasus-Palpatine
Textual submission: Too small to shoot at
Threw pouch of fairies at me
Hate these damn Ewoks
Placement: No placement

Ellisyn Kendis

Member: Ellisyn Kendis
Textual submission: Ewoks are like rain
They ruin all social outings
It's snowing on Mount Fantain
Placement: No placement

Imperial Kah’ri Marru

Member: Imperial Kah’ri Marru
File submission: Roast-nuna-TBoBF.webp
Textual submission: Why care for an Ewok?
They taste as savory as Roast Nuna.
Thank you for this meal.
Placement: No placement

Cello

Member: Cello
Submission: Cello opted out of publishing his submission.
Placement: No placement