Competition: The Promo!

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The Promo!

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Prompt: A good promo is a highlight of any Galactic Wrestling Federation show! It can hype up the crowd, introduce catchphrases, advertise upcoming matches and create everlasting moments. What promo does your character make?

Rules: in a minimum of 150 words, write a promo for one of your characters! The promo can be about whatever you want it to be, themselves, their upcoming match, dissing their opponents, a back and forth with said opponent, whatever you want so long as it would fit in with a wrestling-style programme!

Grading: Grading will be utilized by what fits the theme of a wrestling show the most. So topic of the promo, and the delivery your character gives the promo.

Submissions: Submissions must be done in .word, .pdf, or using the submit text box below.

Competition Information

Parent Competition: The Galactic Wrestling Federation!
Organized by: Grand Inquisitor "Aequitas" Anderson
Running time: 2022-11-01 until 2022-12-01 (about 1 month)
Target Unit: Entire DJB
Competition Type: Other
Awards: Second Level Crescents
Participants: 8 subscribers, of which 4 have participated.

Results

1st place

Nora Olen

Member: Nora Olen
Submission: Nora Olen opted out of publishing her submission.
Placement: 1st place

2nd place

Dek

Member

Dek

Textual submission

Dek: "ROOOOAAAARRRR"

Translator droid: "Greetings and salutations to you all."

Dek: "ROOOARROAARRR."

Translator droid: "I have superior strength and agility. My opponents should fret."

Dek: "Ruffruffruffruff."

Translator droid: "Standing at 7'10", my frame would crush any one under the weight of my body. I could fall from tall heights and break the bone structures of those below me."

Dek: "*gruff howl*."

Translator droid: "I challenge anyone to fight me. Reiden, Talon Jade, Kamjin...Darth Nehalem...Jac Cotelin..."

Dek, surprised and looking at the droid: "ROOAARR!!!!!"

The droid fumbles with some of the phrases: "Uhhhh...Muz Ashen Keibatsu Sadow??"

Dek runs towards the droid and picks it up, shaking it.

Translator droid: "Not the high ranked people! Not the high ranked people!"

Just then, the entire arena goes dark.

Dek runs towards the stage, huffing loudly on his way down. The holoscreen flashes with two crossed katanas, one with a red blade, and one with a purple blade. The droid, collapsed near the stage, slowly gets up.

The crowd goes wild. A face appears on the screen. It's Muz Ashen Keibatsu Sadow!

Dek scrambles onto the arena mat waving his arms in the air towards to screen.

Translator droid: "Negative. Negative. Negative."

Muz appears to teleport mid air into the space of the arena right in front of the screen, activating both lightsabers he has.

Muz: "You rang?"

Translator droid: "You called me on your communicator?"

Muz sneers at the droid: "I don't need your idiotic services! I'm speaking common!"

Translator droid: "Thank you kindly, sir, but your services are not needed. I speak galactic basic."

Dek: "*chuckles at the former Grand Master's misfortune*"

Announcers: If only we fully understood the Wookiee! That Keibatsu family master is going to give Dek one helluva whooping!

Placement

2nd place

3rd place

A deleted dossier

Member: A deleted dossier
Submission: The deleted member did not want their submission published.
Placement: 3rd place

Warlord Kai Movar

Member: Warlord Kai Movar
File submission: The Promo.docx
Placement: No placement

Dr. Aru Law

Member: Dr. Aru Law
Textual submission: "Ladies and Gentleman, your tickets cover the whole seat but you'll only need the edge... He needs no introduction for he is the legend himself, the Drunk Master Aru Law!!!"
Placement: No placement