Competition: [Ascending Confederacy: Week Two] Ascending Tweets

The new Plagueis droid army has arrived! No more slaves! A former Dread Lord has returned! Using a 280 character limit, write anywhere from 1 to 3 tweets that your character could have sent out about the arrival of the new army and new changes in Plagueis.

Submissions should be created via Tweetgen. Grading will be based on creativity and humor.