Competition: Galaphile's Assassination

Specifics

I want you guys to write about how you assassinated me. How you did it, and why you did it. Be creative with my death, I want my death to be mysterious and weird.

Platform

Word or notepad

Comments

I want at least two pages or a page and a half. It can be funny or serious. You choose the atmosphere.

Awards

Fifth Level cresents

1st Place Crescent with Emerald Star

2nd Place Crescent with Topaz Star

3rd Place Crescent with Quartz Star