Competition: Why Drynwyn's Flame r0xx0rz your s0xx0rz

Specifics

This is a top-ten list competition that should only take at most ten minutes for thinking and writing things down. The theme of this list is why Drynwyn's Flame is t3h u|33|2 |347713 734|\/| (the uber battle team).

The list should be at least moderately funny, but sarcastically serious is good too. I will be judging these on creativity, and make sure they're not too inappropriate, or your entry will be disqualified.

Platform

Word processor (MS Word, Notepad, Wordpad, Word Perfect, etc.)

Comments

Please send entries to me only (dbrevengex[at]gmail[dot]com). Please send entries in *.doc, *.rtf, or *.txt formats.