Competition: Taldyran Rumors

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Taldyran Rumors

Prompt: With the handling of Saijo, some rumors have been floating about. Is the Elysian Governor really missing? Is there really the head of a pirate in someone's cooler? Whatever truth these hold, you thought it would be fun to get involved or start a rumor yourself. Create one and pass it on!

Rules: Rumors can be as crazy as you want them to be, but please make them appropriate. The rumors could be as simple as "The Supreme Chancellor has tiny feet" or could be a whole outlandish story about him killing a Rancor with just his pinky.

Submissions: Submissions can be submitted through the text box or as a .pdf or .word document.

Grading: The winners will be picked on the rumors that are found to be the most humorous.

Competition Information
Parent Competition
Crusaders Comical Comps
Organized by
Koda Kendis
Running time
2023-03-17 until 2023-03-31 (15 days)
Target Unit
Clan Taldryan
Competition Type
Other
Awards
Third Level Crescents
Participants
5 subscribers, of which 5 have participated.
Results
Member
Raistline Taldrya Majere
Textual submission

Rumor has it that the last few years of Taldryan lore is from Appius' real life mental breakdown. He has been working his way from the depths of greeter at Build A Bear, to a customer service representative and now finally to assistant store manager. The stresses of lower management has begun to get to Appius. He now sees himself as one of many before him, a warrior race protecting these teddy bears. He has recruited the help of one stuffed animal, a small bear he calls an ewok, a reference to a childhood movie. The small bear has been named Teebu, and is responsible for making sure the store to do work list is completed. Appius sits and waits, telling his teddy Teebu of grand tales as they wait for someone to accidentally wonder into Build a Bear.

Placement
1st place
2nd place
Centam Javik
Member
Centam Javik
Textual submission

The Supreme Chancellor has a massive mustache hidden under his helmet.

Placement
2nd place
Member
Malfearak Asvraal
Textual submission

There is a rumor going around that some guy in Taldryan has a thing for shiny swords. I can't remember what it was made of though? Adamantium? Crystal ...? Di...dia...

Placement
3rd place
Member
High Inquisitor Anderson
Textual submission

I heard a rumor that the Elysian Governor isn't missing, just taking an extended leave of absence after the Supreme Chancellor found his mute button.

Placement
4th place
5th place
Dasha Talus
Member
Dasha Talus
Textual submission

The Elysian Governor suddenly has become an Ewok fan and so decided to take a vacation in the jungles dressed in Ewok-like attire.

Placement
5th place