Competition: Who Spray-painted the Leviathan?

Prompt: For a fun April fools day joke, you have decided to paint over the Leviathan. Perhaps you spray painted it like how Sabine Wren would, or maybe gave it a new name like "Appius' Ingrown Toenail"

Rules: Write up a fun description of what your character or some random person might do to the Leviathan.

Submissions: Submissions can be submitted through the text box or as a .pdf or .word document.

Grading: The winners will be picked on the rumors that are found to be the most humorous.