Word around the caf dispenser is that General Zentru'la used Taldryan funds to get chin implants.

I heard that Plagueis' "droids" are actually their former slaves wearing costumes.

Taldryan is going completely off the rails with Appius' disappearance. They're even considering electing a Force-sensitive rabbit as their next Consul!

I hear that Taldryan votes on everything, even on what to eat for breakfast every day!

I heard that TuQ actually lost his real hat long ago, and he's been using a state-of-the-art holoprojector to fool us!

You'll notice that at 6 pm Eastern time the chat is always empty. You see, the only way to grow in rank in Taldryan is to participate in the "Moonie hour." For an hour each day members go into #sailermoon4life, watch an episode and then have heated arguments well beyond plot points. And I mean heated. Why, just last week Benevolent and Dasha were almost kicked out of the clan because they wouldn't stop arguing about the shading of Mamoru's collar.

Ya know, I hear Plagueis has like, an actual bug that they let take care of their droids. Isn't that crazy!

If Clan Plagueis had its way, they'd eliminate all force-sensitives in the Galaxy just so they could be more powerful!

Nora's scissors are actually plastic.

Taldryan. *A Brotherhood Within A Brotherhood,* so they say. And they're sticking together, ey? Some might say, awfully close together. Through thick and thin, sunshine'n'rain, 'til death do us part... far away from the tenets of the Dark Lords who founded the Clans. There's the Dark Brotherhood and there#s the *Warm* Brotherhood, and I'll never show them my backside.

My friend told me that Shanree Argentin is in a secret smuggling ring that takes innocent children and turns them into food for Clan Taldryan... Then after they've eaten, they give the excrement to the children's family.

"Did you hear the rumors about the Tallywackers?"

"No? What rumors?"

"Well, my brother's roommate says that he dated this girl who said that she was once with a guy who's cousin fought a Tallywacker in a bar brawl one time. He said that the guy just started singing in the middle of the brawl, and when he ripped off his shirt his nipples were blue. And he was a human!"

"No way!"

"Yeah way! Apparently they all stand out in the cold until they turn blue. Like, it's some sorta weird ritual they do as apprentices."

"No, not that. The singing?"

"Oh, that was just the one guy. Apparently he was a nut case"

"Did you hear that beneath the Pinnacle lies Selika's personal stash of Rule 34 Ewoks?"

"I knew it! Furries. Every one of them!"

Clan Plagueis has Corran Force locked in the basement under the Pinnacle and is harvesting his blood to enhance Plagueian Force capabilities.

I heard members of Plaqueis all watch videos of feet models on Only Fans...

I heard a rumor the code for the Ekky ice cream locker was 1... 2... 3... 4... 5!

I've heard that Taldyran is falling apart from within and that there is a coup at hand.

Teebu disappears to get blackout drunk because he can let his beer belly out of his uniform.

Clan Plagueis has purchased thousands of droids to replace all their former slaves with money they don't have.