Competition: Quite Quick Quirky Quotations

Specifics

A group of three images will sent to House members by email over the House Google group, and members will be given two weeks to provide appropriate captions. Whoever amuses me most across all three photos wins.

Comments

All captions should be submitted to me at [Log in to view e-mail addresses] ((Note: This has AED approval and is being done as part of my Master/Student program.))

Awards

Fourth Level (Due to multiple images being used.)