Competition: Rumor 1

Finished
Rumor 1

Create a Rumor about the Brotherhood that either the Children of Mortis or The Collective would make. Most hilarious to me will earn placement and crescents!

Good luck!

Competition Information
Organized by
High Inquisitor Anderson
Running time
2023-10-09 until 2023-10-15 (7 days)
Target Unit
Entire DJB
Competition Type
Other
Awards
Second Level Crescents
Participants
12 subscribers, of which 8 have participated.
Results
Member
Savant Zuser Whuloc
Textual submission

I’ve heard a rumor that the Dread Lord has a teddy bear collection, one made of every member of Plagueis.

Placement
1st place
2nd place
Nora Olen
Member
Nora Olen
Submission
Nora Olen opted out of publishing her submission.
Placement
2nd place
Member
Aedile Tali Sroka
Textual submission

"Oh yeah, the Brotherhood. I've heard of them. Steev decided to join the Iron Navy a few months back. His widow still hasn't received the backpay they owe her. Anyway, have you heard of the Liberation Front? They've got great dental!"

Placement
3rd place
Member
Dr. Work't
Textual submission

Hear here, after our crippling defeat of the Brotherhood forces in the Ethereal realm the Brotherhood props up false lies that their leader is retiring! But hear here! The fool Grandmaster is slain by our supreme leader! We have slain Nehelem, and now the weak "Dark Jedi" can only prop themselves up with an middle aged human with severe arthritis. He is so old, that when he swings his saber for too long, he gets tired from the pain of his advanced aged. Rush him, and watch him fall to our might!

Placement
No placement
Member
Adept Tahiri Thorn Morte Tarentae
Textual submission

The Brotherhood pay's their Human races more than any of it's humaniod races, and the non humaniod races even less than that.

Placement
No placement
Member
Issamuel Kin'Droth
Textual submission

A rumor among the children of mortis: "I heard a rumor that the most reacent Grand Master wanted to get married in a blind marriage, but she said no at the altar."
*respective gasps*

Placement
No placement
Member
Benn Nevis
Textual submission

The Dark Brotherhood uses a powerful Plutox wave weapon called the Plutox Flatula Generator. The High Council and the ones called the "Sith" have used for years to modify weather and alter the mindset and psychic abilities of the certain species living on the worlds under its control. It taps the quark ion vacuum energy, using a method discovered by the Sith's I. P. Freely Science Academy in 2 ABY. Original testing of the weapon on a moon of Endor, may have had a side effect that allowed a subspecies, known as Ewoks. To actually be the cause of the destruction of the second Imperial Death Star in 4 ABY. by using their new-found mental abilities.

Placement
No placement
Member
Qyreia Arronen
Submission
Qyreia Arronen opted out of publishing her submission.
Placement
No placement