Competition: [Ascending Conflict: Week Two] I heard a Rumor

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[Ascending Conflict: Week Two] I heard a Rumor

AC2

As the feud between House Plagueis and its rival houses reaches a boiling point, it remains to ask one question: What is your Consul up to while tensions rise? You are tasked with creating a hilarious rumor about just what exactly your Clan's Consul is doing during this intense period. Is she secretly training an army of Ewoks? Perhaps she's discovered a hidden talent for interpretive dance? Or maybe she's convinced the entire crew that she's the long-lost relative of a famous Hutt crime lord?

Placements will be decided via which entries are most humorous.

This event has a 1x placement modifier.

Competition Information

Parent Competition: [PLA] Ascending Conflict Week Two
Organized by: Nora Olen, Master Selika Roh di Plagia
Running time: 2024-02-26 until 2024-03-03 (7 days)
Target Unit: Clan Plagueis
Competition Type: Other
Awards: Third Level Crescents
Participants: 9 subscribers, of which 9 have participated.

Results

1st place

Captain Jasru Lakca

Member: Captain Jasru Lakca
Textual submission: The Consul has taken up molecular gastronomy and is attempting to find the ideal diet for an army of droids
Placement: 1st place

2nd place

Blade Mistress Tahiri Thorn Morte Tarentae

Member: Blade Mistress Tahiri Thorn Morte Tarentae
Textual submission: Discovered an unusually large shipment of premium Loth cat food, all of it being delivered to the Pinnacle. Also found shipments of toys, cat trees and large blocks of special wood from Lothal being delivered there as well. Wondering just how many Loth Cats Selika has, and if she turning is into Plagueis' resident cat lady.
Placement: 2nd place

3rd place

A deleted dossier

Member: A deleted dossier
Textual submission: Rumor has it that Selika has been taking baking lessons in order to reward the winning House with Holocron shaped desserts. Sadly she's killed several pastry chefs who have failed her. Or so they say!
Placement: 3rd place

4th place

TuQ’uan Varick di Plagia

Member: TuQ’uan Varick di Plagia
Textual submission: I heard a rumour that Selika has decided to start a side hustle as a holo-vlogger specializing in the reviews of day spas across the galaxy. Trust me, you don't want a 1-star review from her.
Placement: 4th place

Magistrate Saal Kesyk

Member

Magistrate Saal Kesyk

Textual submission

I heard a rumor…

That the Consul of Clan Plagueis was spotted dancing with a certain disgraced Gungun Senator from the Clone Wars era!! :P

Placement

No placement

Seer Eiko

Member: Seer Eiko
Textual submission: TuQ is actively searching for a replacement hat, but it has to match perfectly -- down to the smell of weather-worn bantha leather and the dust clinging to the seams.
Placement: No placement

Master Alaris Jinn

Member: Master Alaris Jinn
Submission: Master Alaris Jinn opted out of publishing his submission.
Placement: No placement

Furios Morega di Plagia

Member: Furios Morega di Plagia
Textual submission: The Consul manufactured this competitive farce to secretly get MORE gravity-defying plastic surgery while the clan is distracted.
Placement: No placement

Lucien d’Valrois

Member: Lucien d’Valrois
Textual submission: The Clan Consul is procuring Ewoks as exotic dancers while procuring Twilek slaves as laborers.
Placement: No placement

Azmodius Equesinfernum

Member: Azmodius Equesinfernum
Textual submission: Rumor 1: Selika is secretly completing an ancient Sith ritual to maintain her boob's gravity defiance.
Rumor 2: She is using the chaos of the feud to arrange for Fenrir's neutering because she's fed up with all the complaints of him marking all over Fort Dooku.
Placement: No placement