Competition: [CP] Really Short Story

Specifics

You sit atop a stool at the local watering hole. A boasting, and slightly drunk, man sits down next to you and regales you with his harrowing adventures while exploring Wild Space. He has no idea who you are or of your latent power in the Force so naturally continues to speak to you as if he is the Master of the Universe and you just a lowly grub lucky to bask briefly in his mighty presence.

You tire of listening to him try to impress everyone and decide to tell him a little story of your own…

In 1000 words or less, tell a story to this man that will put his ridiculous tale to shame. You may be boastful, use hyperbole, or flat out lie, but convince him with your words that you are the legend, not him.

Platform

Word Processor, 12pt font, MAX 1000 Words

Comments

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Awards

4th Level Crescents to the top three winners.