Competition: Cotelin, Jac Cotelin

Specifics

In Celebration of my mancrush on the new James Bond, I have decided to host a James Bond spoof competition. Your mission if you chose to accept it (wait, wrong spy movie) is to place our esteemed Grand Master in a 3-5 page fiction spoofing James Bond. Entries will be graded on:

1. Most Elaborate way to kill Jac.
2. Best Jac Cotelin Hook up with female enemy agent.
   
3. Best Dark Jedi Gadget from Q Branch (Muz).
   
4. Best scene including a shaken martini.
5. Best use of sexually suggestive words as a character name (Pussy "Halc" Galore).

Bonus points will be granted to those who write in a guest appearence by Cotelin's CIA counterpart Felix "Sarin" Leiter.

Entries are due by the 3rd of January. Send them to Jac and Sarin.

Platform

Fiction

Comments

All Entries should be sent to Grand Master Cotelin and Deputy Grand Master Sarin.

Awards

2nd Level Crescents.