Specifics

Write me an amusing little 1-2 page story about what we, as Dinaari's retirement home crowd, do on a day to day basis within the clan. Are you out drinking heavily? Are you dutifully instructing n00bs in the art of pwnage? Are you still trying to sneak into my room at night in hopes that I will bend you over again? I'm not naming any names on that last one, Kir. Are your BT companions renting themselves out as assassins, or escorts?

The best 3 entries will receive whichever award the Competition Gnomes deem fit to approve. Probably 5th level crescents.