Competition: The Shame Corner: Bumper Stickers

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The Shame Corner: Bumper Stickers

Traveling in the Galaxy takes time, resources, and effort...or at least as much as Plot Convenice wants. Drifting in a stable orbit around a tiny, dark dwarf star along the Hydian Way hyperlane is one of many millions of service stations and rest stops that dot the intergalactic space-routes: Station 0H40-S0, more fondly known as The Shame Corner. With connections to the Envoy Corps, the station provides not only respite and refueling for members bearing the insignia, but also serves as a port for any galactic denizen, and all kinds walk, hover, or wheel through its doors.

The Shame Corner offers just about any merchandise anyone could want...including bumper stickers for your ship, speeder, hoverboard, or coworker's desk while they're on vacation. Give us some examples!

Rules

Submit as many bumper stickers ideas as you want. The first one in the list will be used to grade in comparison to other entries.
Profanity, puns, etc are allowed, but no slurs etc in or out of universe. The Shame Corner doesn't sell hate! Not even against Hutts.
Entries should be done in the text box or a readable file type Atty can access.
Entries will be graded based on humor and preference. You'll probably get more points the more clever while staying in character, but no pressure either way.
Grading will be blind.

Competition Information

Organized by: Master Ruka Tenbriss Ya-ir
Running time: 2025-04-07 until 2025-05-04 (28 days)
Target Unit: Entire DJB
Competition Type: Other
Awards: Second Level Crescents
Participants: 28 subscribers, of which 19 have participated.

Results

1st place

Professional Nildea Vidh

Member: Professional Nildea Vidh
File submission: DB Bumper Stickers (1).pdf
Placement: 1st place

2nd place

Esen Dulle

Member: Esen Dulle
File submission: New.png
Textual submission: Other ideas for bumper stickers:
-Get in Loser, We're Doing Hot Girl Kist
-Mom Says It's My Turn with the Pilot's Seat
-Learned to Pilot on the Shame Corner Landing Dock
-Honk if Parts Start Falling Off
Placement: 2nd place

3rd place

TuQ’uan Varick di Plagia

Member: TuQ’uan Varick di Plagia
File submission: shame corner.png
Placement: 3rd place

4th place

Scout Nicfer Luthol

Member: Scout Nicfer Luthol
File submission: DJB Bumper Sticker.png
Placement: 4th place

5th place

Ghost Luka Zarkot

Member: Ghost Luka Zarkot
File submission: unnamed.jpg
Textual submission: Made with Canva
Placement: 5th place

6th place

Warlord Furios Morega di Plagia

Member: Warlord Furios Morega di Plagia
File submission: furios_bumpersticker_2025-4-8.png
Placement: 6th place

7th place

Lord Marick Tyris Arconae

Member

Lord Marick Tyris Arconae

File submission

anxiety_bumpersticker.png

Textual submission

> "Please let me merge, I have anxiety"

(3PO art generated by Gemini AI)

Placement

7th place

Warlord Hades

Member: Warlord Hades
Textual submission: Being so loud we wake the dead is the whole point. - Tarentum
Placement: No placement

Sato Tarentae

Member: Sato Tarentae
Textual submission: "Sith Happens"
"My Apprentice Force Choked Your Honour Student"
"Wookie on Board"
"I Joined the Dark Side, And All I Got Was This Lousy Bumper Sticker"
"My wife's other ride is a broom."
Placement: No placement

Savant Zuser Whuloc

Member

Savant Zuser Whuloc

Textual submission

Want me to try spinning? That's a neat trick!

It has been (0) days since I buzzed the Tower.

It has been (0) days since the last lightsaber incident.

My other ride is a podracer.

Gungan on board.

Please do not feed the monkey lizards.

My other ride is a bantha.

Placement

No placement

Mandalorian Malodin'Tater

Member: Mandalorian Malodin'Tater
File submission: bumpersticker1.png
Placement: No placement

Quaestor Koda Kendis

Member: Quaestor Koda Kendis
Textual submission: If You Can Read This, You Are Being Judged.
Placement: No placement

Sith Eternal Rasilvenaira StormRaven

Member: Sith Eternal Rasilvenaira StormRaven
Textual submission: No Shame in Loving the Shame Corner! We have something for everyone.
Placement: No placement

Warlord Vincent Brujah

Member: Warlord Vincent Brujah
Textual submission: A bright pink bumper sticker that contains a black minimalist picture of a motion activated towel dispensers on the far right side. The remainder of the sticker is covered with black text reading: "The Shame Corner: We knew you were trouble when you walked in..."
Placement: No placement

Knight Jai Thorne

Member: Knight Jai Thorne
Textual submission: The Force is my co-pilot
Placement: No placement

Battlelord Lexiconus Qor

Member: Battlelord Lexiconus Qor
Textual submission: May the Force...stop me from honking my horn at everyone.
Placement: No placement

Moff Alethia Archenksova

Member: Moff Alethia Archenksova
Textual submission: Women want me, Mon Calamari fear me.
Placement: No placement

Seer J'Kast

Member: Seer J'Kast
Textual submission: In large text: "My other starship is a JERKY TRUCK"
Below: "The Shame Corner. Visit Today."
Placement: No placement

Lontra Boglach

Member: Lontra Boglach
Textual submission: Golden Griddle Groupie
Seven Sins Survivor
Baby loves her shame corner!
Placement: No placement