Competition: [Ascending Conspiracy: Phase II] Rumor

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[Ascending Conspiracy: Phase II] Rumor

AC2

Rumors abound as to just how nuts the Plagueian Consul has gone, and exactly why. Create a rumor that attempts to explain why Selika Roh, or Sith in general, tend to go literally mad with power..

Entries will be judged on humor and accuracy (at least to the tropes and clichés your unit is known for, accurate or not!). So let the meme wars begin!

This event has a 1x placement modifier.

Competition Information
Parent Competition
[PLA] Ascending Conspiracy Phase II
Organized by
Master Selika Roh di Plagia
Running time
2025-04-27 until 2025-05-04 (8 days)
Target Unit
Clan Plagueis
Competition Type
Other
Awards
Third Level Crescents
Participants
8 subscribers, of which 8 have participated.
Results
1st place
Nora Olen
Member
Nora Olen
Textual submission

Its the dyed purple streak in her hair... Every month Selika has to redye it purple. HOW you might ask? The Keshiri. Selika sacrifices one Keshiri child every month. Evidence of the purple streak in her hair. Which gives her more power, and makes her literally crazy.

Placement
1st place
Member
Adept Tahiri Thorn Morte Tarentae
Textual submission

Someone love's her fashion sense, and now that same someone has been stalking her and trying to get every single piece of her wardrobe authentically replicated. They've even gone as far as making the mannequin's look like her as well.

Placement
2nd place
3rd place
Titius Osseus
Member
Titius Osseus
Textual submission

The Dark Lord's decline all started when they ascended that Titius bloke to their summit. I heard they got rid of him to arrest the decline but not fast enough. TuQ even tried placatory hats but a Sith can only handle so much chatter about caf before going loony.

Placement
3rd place
Member
Warlord Furios Morega di Plagia
Textual submission

I heard Selika has found a method to achieve immortality while studying Darth Plageuis' teachings and has thus gone crazy with paranoia to keep it a secret.

Placement
No placement
Member
Savant Zuser Whuloc
Textual submission

I heard a rumor that Selika is so paranoid, she has teeny, tiny, little spy droids in every household and place of business in places. I've also heard shes taken to hiring small stature races like Jawas to eavesdrop in public places.

Placement
No placement
Member
Master Alaris Jinn
Textual submission

Selika is so obsessed with power, she murdered an electrician for shutting off a breaker to make repairs.

Placement
No placement
Member
Seer J'Kast
Textual submission

Sith power drives them to cackle. Repeated cackling leads to insanity 100% of the time.

Placement
No placement
Member
Azmodius Equesinfernum
Textual submission

Experimental breast augmentation has its downsides. Most notably the deterioration of the frontal cortex to a near frat boy state.

Placement
No placement