Competition: The Shame Corner: Snacks

Bantha Snot - Slightly transparent, blue edible goo in a squirtable tube, often advertised for kids as a form of candy. Also has a sour variety.

Pulled Pork Donuts

Imagine if you will a meat seasoned with a proprietary blend of spices cooked low and slow for 12 hours over wood. Smoke infused into the flavor of the meat, making it savory and just a touch spicy. After cooking it is wrapped and allowed to rest for half an hour before being shredded into thin strips of tender meat. The meat is then piled high between 2 sugar-glazed donuts for the ultimate counter balance. Creating a perfect blend of savory and sweet. Now at the Shame Corner. Suggested donation of 9.99

Hope you enjoy!!

Lan, having heard of the Shame Corner's need for more snacks and foods, approached Master Abbey Atty Attiter Ann bringing a package held tightly against his chest. "SWOON CUBES!" he declared loudly, waving the package toward Atty.

The HK-series droid that often accompanies Lan, serving as bodyguard and translator of the Archpriest's eccentricity, followed closely behind. The droid nodded respectfully at Atty and said in its feminine, motherly tone, "good morning, Master Atty Ann. My master, Lan, heard of the Shame Corner's search for snacks, and wanted to recommend these candies, very popular in the Zeltron homeworld."

The droid pointed at the package, still in Lan's hands. Lan nodded, opening it to reveal a myriad of small multicolored candy cubes. The droid continued, "the Zeltrons call these 'Swoon Cubes'. The cubes use pheromones and mood stimulants to amplify, or alter, the eater's emotional state for a brief moment, like a quick rush of emotion.”

The droid picked one of the cubes. “Each color brings a different mood. For example, the rose cubes have something of a floral flavor, they give a warm, tingly feeling, similar to being in love or infatuated. The purple ones give a tart-sweet burst of flavor, giving an euphoric head rush. The red one is spicier and bold, and can make one feel... agitated, energized, and angry. And so on for the other colors and moods. According to the Holonet ads, the Swoon Cubes feel soft and gummy at first, and then melt into a syrupy center. Inside, every cube has a pop-crystal core made from dried Zeltrosian glow root extract that fizzles and sparkles when it hits the tongue, activating its mood properties."

Lan nodded at the droid's explanation, and reiterated conclusively, "Swoon Cubes."

Cafyoras are hard, caf-flavored candy. Named after a caf-obsessed Pirate King Yora who inspired their creation when he demanded his crew find a way for him to enjoy caf in a hard solid form he could keep in his pockets in situations where a liquid cup wasn't practical. His first mate took caf and dehydrated it until it had a gooey texture, then mixed it with caramelized sugar to balance the flavor to make the first of the candies. Some of the crew went on to establish a candy maker operation that would make fare more money than the original pirate crew distributing the sweets.

Wil-Ewok-a's Tree Taffy
Bantha Jerky
Tauntaun Jerky
Stormtrooper shaped gummies.

Flash-fried Tuk'ata Spines - salty, spicy, with a kick of the Dark Side

Spicy Pickled Leafy Greenwater weed, like a real-world combination of kimchi cabbage and japanese kelp rings. Not great for long trips where you have to share a 'fresher.

Dill Pickle Bacon Bombs
-Chopped pickle and bacon bits rolled into a cheddar and cream cheese ball packed with dill, garlic powder, and chives. Pairs well with Corellian Ale.