Competition: [Parabellum Cycle 3] Miscellaneous - Job Opening

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[Parabellum Cycle 3] Miscellaneous - Job Opening
This competition is in the [Parabellum Cycle 3] Miscellaneous Bin.

Participation Type: Medium Impact

Rules

Arx Capital Exchange is a vast and sprawling corporate empire with many many highly qualified minions employees. As part of a restructuring of this mega corporation, the Regent has opened many unique employment opportunities within ACE. One such position, Chief Tauntaun Snack Liaison, was quickly filled by the Regent’s beloved pet, Terrence. Other uniquely named positions such as Junior Safety Railing Remover, Part-time Wookiee Braider, and Blaster Bolt Retrieval Specialist, have also opened up within the organization.

Your goal is to write a humorous Job Posting for one of these bizarre new positions on the Corporate ladder.

Your submission should replicate a job posting found on a common job listing site, like Indeed, Zip Recruiter, Jobber, or LinkedIn.

Your post must contain the following:

  • Name/Title of the Position (What is the job called)
  • Brief Description of the Job (What is required for the job and what will applicants be doing)
  • Work Benefits (Insurance, 401k, In office gym, etc.)
  • Other relevant information
  • Humor!

Sample Job Posting

Scoring

  • Entries must be submitted as a static file (e.g. .pdf, .txt, .docx) or using the submission box on the Brotherhood website. Google Docs links and other ‘live’ documents that can be edited after submission will be ineligible for placement.

*Participants will be graded on the following criteria - 50% Creativity/Humor - 30% Format/Presentation - 20% Spelling and Grammar

Competition Information
Parent Competition
Season 1: Parabellum - Cycle 3
Organized by
Thran Occasus-Palpatine, Master Kamjin "Maverick" Lap'lamiz
Running time
2025-09-15 until 2025-10-26 (about 1 month)
Ends in
about 1 month (2025-10-26 23:59:59 UTC/18:59:59 EST)
Target Unit
Entire DJB
Competition Type
Other
Awards
First Level Crescents
Participants
15 subscribers, of which 7 have already participated.