Competition: [Pro Bowl IX: Week Three] #ProBowl

The Pro Bowl is almost over, and soon we will be going back to business as unusual. However, that doesn't mean your character didn't have burning thoughts to share after their experiences on Wayland with their teammates! Using a 280 character limit, write anywhere from 1 to 3 tweets (two or three tweet entries can be formatted as a tweet thread) that your character could have sent out during the event. In order to qualify for participation, a 15 word minimum has been set.

Submissions should be created via Tweetgen. Grading will be based on creativity and humor.

This event has a 1x placement modifier.