Competition: [Pro Bowl IX: Week Two] I Heard A Rumor

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[Pro Bowl IX: Week Two] I Heard A Rumor

As the forces of the assembled Clans of the Brotherhood descend on the former Imperial facility Tantiss Base for various reasons, it remains to ask one question: What are your Consuls up to while they are there? You are tasked with creating a hilarious rumor about just what exactly your Clan's Consul is doing on Wayland during the Pro Bowl.

Placements will be decided via which entries are most humorous.

This event has a 1x placement modifier.

Competition Information
Parent Competition
Pro Bowl IX: Week Two
Organized by
Supreme Chancellor Ood Bnar, Empress Rayne Palpatine
Running time
2025-10-06 until 2025-10-12 (7 days)
Target Unit
Entire DJB
Competition Type
Other
Awards
First Level Crescents
Participants
26 subscribers, of which 24 have participated.
Results
1st place
Nora Olen
Member
Nora Olen
Textual submission

Word on the street is Selika has lost it on Wayland after realizing half of Plagueis is now following TuQ. In retaliation, she hijacked a cloning lab to “make a more loyal audience.” Reports confirm multiple Selikas now roam Tantiss Base all yelling at each other about whos in charge while TuQ livestreams it with dramatic commentary.

Placement
1st place
Member
Warlord Vincent Brujah
Textual submission

I heard a rumor that the Consuls are meeting to establish a dress code for the Council to reign in Thran a bit. Empress Rayne has gone to defend his right to wear lingerie.

Placement
2nd place
Member
Professor Sanguinius Tsucyra Entar
Textual submission

I heard a rumour that DarkHawk was on Wayland to carry out his secret wish to be Space Batman for the day at a Batman experience day.

Placement
3rd place
Member
Lieutenant Colonel Narman Losa
Textual submission

I heard a rumor that Ood was at Mount Tantiss looking for new and exotic fruit trees to graft onto his body

Placement
4th place
Member
Grand Inquisitor "Aequitas" Anderson
Submission
Grand Inquisitor "Aequitas" Anderson opted out of publishing his submission.
Placement
5th place
Member
Furios Morega di Plagia
Textual submission

Though TuQ'uan drove Selika from Aliso, I'm sure she's on Wayland somewhere. I bet she wants to attain cloning technology so she can run Krathy experiments on a copy of herself without risking her own safety.

Placement
6th place
Member
TuQ’uan Varick di Plagia
Textual submission

I heard a rumour that Selika didn’t actually travel to Wayland, she stayed on Aliso alone. Some say it’s to shore up her power, and remove any traitors. Really, she just wanted an excuse for some peace and quiet.

Placement
7th place
Member
Mandalorian Malodin'Tater
Textual submission

I heard that Vizsla is there to find a new pair of socks for the regent.

Placement
8th place
9th place
Korvyn
Member
Korvyn
Textual submission

Rayne is starting up a Whataburger Franchise on Wayland

Placement
9th place
Member
Blade Mistress Tahiri Thorn Morte Tarentae
Textual submission

I heard a rumor that Consul Selika is looking for experimental cloning and rejuvenation.

Placement
9th place
Member
Brother Kalen Joss
Textual submission

Rumour has it that CP leader Selika is on Mt Tantis looking for a discarded finger nail clipping of former Emperor Palpatine that she can then use to clone Darth Sidious and proceed to completely take over the Galaxy.

OOC- Hilarious, and also not far from the truth.

Placement
No placement
Member
Duchess Kora
Textual submission

I heard a rumor that Raiju was looking for a mutated Zillo Beast he could have as a pet.

Placement
No placement
Member
Ghost Edgar Drachen
Textual submission

Jack and Wolfe are secretly stealing Clan Funds to fuel their gambling addiction.

Placement
No placement
Member
Quaestor Koda Kendis
Textual submission

A little birdie told me that Diy is duct taped to a ceiling and can't get out.

Placement
No placement
Member
Seer Azler
Textual submission

"Have you heard that Lontra is trying to hunt down that fast cloning tech? Apparently he's got plans for an 'Otter army' or something."

Placement
No placement
Member
Golden Envoy Abbey Atty Attiter Ann
Textual submission

I heard a rumor that Alethia is scouting Wayland as a retirement vacation spot and plans to build a pool there.

Placement
No placement
Member
Tribune Kanal O'neill
Textual submission

I heard that Raiju went to Wayland to try and clone Korvis. One that would be loyal only to Vizsla. Oh and he will be his personal bouncer

Placement
No placement
Member
Epis Kodais "Nemo" Solatus
Textual submission

Pretty sure they're just playing beer pong and snorting spice.

Placement
No placement
Member
Augur J'Kast
Textual submission

I heard that the Dread Lord is actually dead, and Plagueis is using Project Necromancer to bring him back.

Placement
No placement
Member
Ghost Luka Zarkot
Textual submission

"I heard a rumour that the true Consul is the Tarentatek under Selen."

Placement
No placement
Member
Astralis Violentus
Textual submission

Someone told me that while we are here searching for relics that hold significance in one way or another, Selika is here looking for a pair of platform shoes with the fish bowl in the heel.

Placement
No placement
Member
Warlord Brimstone aka Seabr'imsto'nedansr
Textual submission

Raiju is meeting with his secret lover, Ragu. he is there for the special sauce to go well with his spa'ghet'ti noodles he loves.

Placement
No placement
Member
Blade Mistress Shadow Nighthunter
Submission
Blade Mistress Shadow Nighthunter opted out of publishing her submission.
Placement
No placement
Member
Aedile Raistlin
Textual submission

I heard a rumor Raiju is only there because he got into a fight with his Twi’lek mistress

Placement
No placement