As the forces of the assembled Clans of the Brotherhood descend on the former Imperial facility Tantiss Base for various reasons, it remains to ask one question: What are your Consuls up to while they are there? You are tasked with creating a hilarious rumor about just what exactly your Clan's Consul is doing on Wayland during the Pro Bowl.

Placements will be decided via which entries are most humorous.

This event has a 1x placement modifier.