Competition: (PLAG Monthly Comp Series: Dec. Edition) Sithmas Carol

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(PLAG Monthly Comp Series: Dec. Edition) Sithmas Carol

Welcome to December. The month of Sithmas. Of Holiday cheer. Of Sithmas carols. What Carol are you singing?

Write a Sithmas song. Weather you go about by Star Wars-ifying a classic Christmas carol, writing new, Sithmasy lyrics for a different song, or creating something original is entirely up to you. (Anyone who does THAT Christmas carol risks being left on Both for an extended period of time!)

Submit preferably via the text box, however, PDF or DOCX is also acceptable. Grading will be done based on which song is most catchy, and which one make the grader finds most Sithmas invoking. Have fun with it!

Competition Information
Parent Competition
[PLA] Plagueian Competition Series: December Edition
Organized by
Aedile Blackhawk
Running time
2025-12-08 until 2025-12-31 (24 days)
Target Unit
Clan Plagueis
Competition Type
Other
Awards
Third Level Crescents
Participants
4 subscribers, of which 3 have participated.
Results
Member
Brother Kalen Joss
Textual submission

Happy life day,
You all must pray
Cuz, Vader is coming to town

He choked yoy when you're sleeping
He hats when you're awake
He knows if you've been bad or good
So be bad for badness sake.

Placement
1st place
Member
Battlelord Katrila
Textual submission

In the bleak midwinter,
Hoth-y wind made moan,
The Empire is striking back,
and Luke's in a tauntaun.
Snow had fallen, snow on snow,
snow on snow,
on that old ice planet
long ago.

What can I give him,
Sith though I am? —
If I were a smuggler,
I'd be on the lam.
If I were a Jedi
I would do my part, —
yet what I can I give him,
the poor tauntaun's heart.

Placement
2nd place
Member
Furios Morega di Plagia
Textual submission

Participation Only

The following is a Sithmas carol developed during the days when Clan Plagueis was in the Jusadih system, training newer members on Morroth. If Jingle Bells was the one you didn't like, Tahiri, my apologies.

Sprinting through the snow
Without any kind of sleigh
Just on foot we go
Feeling but dismay

Ice wyrms on our tails
On this Morroth night
What fear we feel being chased by
A monster we can't fight!

Frozen hells, frozen hells
Frozen to the bone
Oh, what fear we must take on
When Furios makes us train, groan!

Frozen hells, frozen hells
Frozen to the bone
Oh, what fear we must take on
When Furios makes us train, groan!

Placement
Participation only