Return to Sender - Other Competition

Your character gets a letter from a secret admirer-- how do they respond? Write out the response your character would have to getting a letter confession someone's undying love for them.

Rules:

• Your entry must be made using textbox entry
  
• Winners will be chosen either on how dramatic or how humorous their responses are.
  
  • Ties will be broken by grader preference
    
• Responses should be no longer than 100 words... please. For our sanity.