Competition: [Other] COU:VD - Return to Sender

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[Other] COU:VD - Return to Sender

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Return to Sender - Other Competition

Your character gets a letter from a secret admirer-- how do they respond? Write out the response your character would have to getting a letter confession someone's undying love for them.

Rules:

  • Your entry must be made using textbox entry
  • Winners will be chosen either on how dramatic or how humorous their responses are.
    • Ties will be broken by grader preference
  • Responses should be no longer than 100 words... please. For our sanity.
Competition Information
Parent Competition
COU Does Valentine's Day - 2026
Organized by
Professional Nildea Vidh, Mihoshi Keibatsu
Running time
2026-02-01 until 2026-02-28 (28 days)
Target Unit
Entire DJB
Competition Type
Other
Awards
Second Level Crescents
Participants
17 subscribers, of which 11 have participated.
Results
Member
Warlord Vincent Brujah
Textual submission

Vincent squinted at the letter again. He understood the words, but in that order, and directed at him? This couldn’t be right.

“Jaz, are you sure this was for me?”

“Yessir, has your name right there on the envelope.” The Mandalorian replied.

The Sith tapped his fingers on his desk, thinking to himself.

“Okay Jaz. I want you to hunt this person down. I don’t care how much effort it takes. Find out who they are. When you do, book them immediately with the best psychiatrist we have on Seraph.”

Placement
1st place
Member
Aurelis Phaelor
Textual submission

Aurelis stares at the note, wrinkles her nose and shreds it into the teeniest tiniest pieces possible, waltzes into Mihoshi's office and hides the pieces in the Air Purifier vent for a surprise confetti party.

Placement
2nd place
Member
Ambassador Revak K'Urr
Textual submission

Miho,
As flattered as I am to receive yet ANOTHER letter of love from you, I have to respectfully decline any and all of your advances. It's not you, it's me.
- Revak

Placement
3rd place
Member
Taigikori Aybara Dupar
File submission
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Textual submission

“You Had me at Guilty”

Placement
4th place
Member
General Socorra Tenebrosa Nhar’qual Erinos
Submission
General Socorra Tenebrosa Nhar’qual Erinos opted out of publishing her submission.
Placement
5th place
Member
Brother Kalen Joss
Textual submission

Kalen composed a quick All Hands Bulletin to send out to the entire ships crew.

It read;
"To the person who left the chocolate, flowers, and the love letter on the Captain chair this morning. I have a girlfriend. Though I'm flattered, please cease your romantic advances."

Placement
No placement
Member
Colonel Len Iode
Submission
Colonel Len Iode opted out of publishing his submission.
Placement
No placement
Member
Padawan Tisto Kingang
Textual submission

To Whom it may concern,

Up yours,

Tisto

Placement
No placement
Member
Seer Azler
Textual submission

Vortsune: I'm only saying no because I like playing hard to get ;)

Placement
No placement
Member
Vice-Chancellor Narman Losa
Textual submission

Narman: You're sentiments are appreciated, but I am not currently looking for a committed relationship. My apologies.

Itzo: *wink and a sly grin*

Dameeze: Someone make joke of Meez. Not funny!

Placement
No placement
Member
Duchess Kora
Textual submission

Ew.

-Nessie

Placement
No placement