Competition: Hospital Hijinks - Stories from the Not-So-Emergency Room

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Hospital Hijinks - Stories from the Not-So-Emergency Room

Background

Due to an unfortunate accident your character has awoken in a medical facility. It is up to you to describe what happened to them, how they handle being in a hospital setting, and what, if any, hijinks occur as a result.

Rules

  • Participants must submit entries in .pdf format, or use the submission text field (markdown capable).
  • Entries must be a minimum of 500 words. Any entries that are under 500 words will be disqualified and ineligible for participation or placement.
  • There is no maximum word cap.
  • Your story must be centered on one of your dossier-linked characters. Additional NPCs, including ones listed on the wiki or created/invented to tell your story in this fiction, are allowed and strongly encouraged.
  • A snapshot of the primary character’s loadout must be selected and submitted with your entry via the checkbox submission field on the competition page.

Grading

Grading will be done utilizing the official Fiction Rubric.

Competition Information
Organized by
Master Kamjin "Maverick" Lap'lamiz
Running time
2026-01-15 until 2026-01-30 (16 days)
Target Unit
Entire DJB
Competition Type
Fiction
Awards
First Level Crescents and Clusters of Ice as per VOICE guidelines
Participants
14 subscribers, of which 7 have participated.
Results
1st place
Raiju
Member
Raiju
Textual submission

I can’t say for exactly how long I floated in a state of near consciousness. It had to have been for several days because when I finally took in the room around me, I was already familiar with the man tidying the bacta tank.

I had gathered his name was Lontra and, despite his uncle actually owning the ship we flew upon, everyone looked to this man for direction. Though, in this galaxy, the masses typically submitted to someone holding a lightsaber - at least, that’s been my experience. However, like so many others carrying such a weapon, this man failed to notice the life struggling before his eyes.

How did I come to be in this bacta tank? I have no memory of those events. My last conscious thought recalls leading troops into battle as Proconsul of Scholae Palatinae but my head hurts when I linger on such thoughts for too long.

Had Eli read my play for their throne? Or had I merely been collateral damage in a game larger than myself?

These thoughts are merely a few of the dozen spiraling in my head but none of them answer why I now float in a tank on someone else’s ship and cared for by a stranger. What happened to my ship? Where was Radula, my lightsaber?

The jump from confusion to fury was a path I am all too familiar with. My muscles tensed in my shoulders and chest while I shook my head around, freeing myself from the futile breathing mask and tubes. My gills flared as I took the first meaningful breath in months.

Clearly these idiots had no experience with a Nautolan.

My right fist then pounded on the glass wall of the tank while I stared deep into Lontra’s green-blue eyes. His widened expression paired with a jump back in fright before I struck the glass again. While my ears couldn’t hear outside the tank, I sensed the man’s frantic plight.

“Hold on, buddy!” Lontra waved in downward manner. “Calm down and I’ll have you out in a moment.”

The man was quick to jump back to the tank and run up a small set of stairs that led up its side to a platform above the tank. Within moments I felt the liquid in the tank start to drain through the base of the tank while lights appears overhead. I kicked myself towards the lights and felt a firm set of hands pull me onto the deck.

“Easy fella,” I heard Lontra say as I coughed, clearing my lungs to be used again.

“That’s it, get it all out.” The man continued as he threw a towel around me. When I settled, I noticed he had squatted down beside me. He shot me a look of concern before continuing. “How much do you remember today?”
“Eh?” My reaction was not planned.

“How much do you remember, Raiju?” Lontra was firm with the question before offering a hand to me. “Do you know who I am?”

“Yes,” I was hesitant to continue but decided to offer what I knew. “You’re Lontra and this is your uncle’s ship.’

“Good!” Lontra said before leaping into the air. The man was quick to fist pump in the air before shouting back towards the door of the medbay. “Baelor! Get in here, quick.”

Before I could ask any questions of my own, Lontra pulled me to my feet and pushed me towards a proper bed on the other side of the medical bay. There I could see a familiar set of clothing, already set out on top of the bedding, along with the gray hilt of a lightsaber with a leather wrap. My lightsaber, Radula.

“You’ve been expecting me…” My thoughts came out unfiltered and I looked from my possessions back to Lontra.

“Yeah, buddy. This isn’t the first time either.” His tone was flat as if he was now disappointed, but both of us were interrupted before he could explain further.

“Lontra? Whatcha need?” The deep voice of Baelor was felt before the man turned into the medbay and I felt his eyes immediately fall upon me. “Ah, Raiju. How are you feeling today?”

“Dazed and confused.”

“So par for the course, then?” Baelor gave me a look of sympathy before turning to Lontra. “No changes then?”

“He remembered us today.” Lontra said with a smirk. “Actually, he remembered you own the ship.”

“That’s a new one.” Baelor shared the smirk with Lontra before he turned back to me. “Do you know what year it is?”

I did not. My silence shared the answer. Baelor didn’t let that discourage him.

“That’s okay. Maybe tomorrow.” I felt the sympathy in his words and then felt the datapad he slipped into my hands. “This should help explain things. Your buddy left a message on there for you. Spend some time listening to that and then come find us when you are done.”

It was several minutes before I got the courage to turn the screen on. Now alone in the medic bay, I wondered if I made a mistake leaving the tank today. As Baelor said, there was a message on there and I immediately recognized the ‘friend’.

“Raiju,” The monotone voice of Darth Aeternus carried an eeriness to it. “You’re gonna want to save this recording..”

Placement
1st place
2nd place
Duchess Jenni
Member
Duchess Jenni
Submission
Duchess Jenni opted out of publishing her submission.
Placement
2nd place
Member
Envoy Zuza Lottson
File submission
Zuza's Hospital Trip.pdf
Placement
3rd place
Member
Mihoshi Keibatsu
Submission
Mihoshi Keibatsu opted out of publishing her submission.
Placement
4th place
Member
Creon Neverse
Textual submission

Eyes awoke to a white room, yet felt too crusted and heavy to keep open. Sleep took him once again.

The second time waking was more energized. To the right was an IV directly hooked to his forearm. A heartrate monitor beeped to his left. There was a medical droid with a food tray.

"Starch carbs and fowl protein," it said leaving the tray and putting on its display screen across where a face would be a digitally pixelated pattern of a smile beneath two eyes. It then rolled away on a wheel where legs would normally go.

Creon tried to sit up but winced at the sudden jolt down his spine and across his back. He slumped back into the bed and felt out the rest of his body. The stiffness of his movements and hazyness of his mind suggested dehydration despite the IV. His limbs hurt as if they were sore and heavy when he tried to move them.

Thinking back, his memory which led to these circumstances were unclear. In fact, thinking back to anything recent brought a migraine. Instead he reoriented his focus to the current situation at hand, and where to go from here. Throughout his thinking the stillness of his recovering body and planning sleep took him once more.

A droid with a feminine toned voice spake and woke Creon, "CK-12097, your support has expired. I must ask that you leave the premises."

Creon groaned from the cut-off of his sleeping. *Do they not have the courtesy to value the delicate undisturbed length of sleep proportion to recovery rate?*

He tried to move, and his limbs still felt heavy. The IV and heart rate monitor was being removed.

"I have insurance," Creon said.

"We know. There is a policy in which the cause of your hospitalization is divided into specific credit limits, and it has been fully spent from your account," the protocol droid answered.

"So when they say 'Full Coverage' it's a bunch of bantha fodder," Creon cursed.

He was able to sit up again, but his lower back felt like it was made of caked soot. "Well, has there been any other untreated diagnosis apart from the covered injury."

"Quite... In fact you are in a terminal state with approximately a few days left to live."

Creon sunk back into the bed and stared up at the white ceiling. His whole life had sunk in.

"What's killing me?"

"Cancer"

"We have cures for that."

"Not for you. Your midichlorian count is too high, they reject the compound."

"Surgically?"

"You can't afford it."

"Seriously?!"

"Your insurance coverage policy for-"

"Oh can it, clanker! What's the number for the surgery?"

The droid said a cost amount that made Creon's jaw drop. It took ever asset he owned and help from clan mates to pay. The surgery took place and in the end he was cured, but a looming fury was seeded into Creon's mind. A dark temptation of vengeance beguiled the desire to strip the lives of those who denied the insurance he invested upon. He paid more into what never followed through with the promised deal. Someday, when he is at a higher place, perhaps the power of wrath will find its way to the company that betrayed him.

Placement
No placement
Member
Adept Xantros
Submission
Adept Xantros opted out of publishing his submission.
Placement
No placement