Competition: [Ascending Convergence: Phase I] #Attack

The forces of the Eternal Order have launched attacks across the Aliso System! Using a 280 character limit, write anywhere from 1 to 3 tweets (two or three tweet entries can be formatted as a tweet thread) that your character could have sent out as these attacks were unleashed.

Submissions should be created via Tweetgen. Grading will be based on creativity and humor.

This event has a 1x placement modifier.