Competition: Thought Experiment - The Farmer or the Dog?

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Thought Experiment - The Farmer or the Dog?

Depending on where you grew up or if you have kids, you may have heard and even sung the song Bingo. If you haven't, then here is a video of the song. You would, and the video definitely indicates the dog is named Bingo.

BUT if you listen to the song's lyrics ONLY, that question is up for debate. So please write your argument as to why you believe the Farmer or the dog is the one named Bingo.

  • Entries must meet a minimum of 500 words for participation
  • Please submit your entry as a .pdf file. No Gdoc links will be accepted.
  • Entries will be graded using the Fiction Grading Rubric 3.0 and how much fun I have reading your story.
Competition Information
Organized by
Ghost Edgar Drachen, Tallulah Duncape
Running time
2026-05-10 until 2026-05-23 (14 days)
Competition Tier
Tier 5 - Other Solo Activity
Target Unit
Entire DJB
Competition Type
Other
Awards
Dynamic, Fifth Level Crescents (based on participant count) and Clusters of Ice as per VOICE guidelines
Participants
3 subscribers, of which 1 has participated.
Results
Member
Dr. Corinna Magarin
File submission
The Farmer or the Dog.pdf
Placement
Participation only