Competition: [GJW XVII Phase I] Miscellaneous - Brotherhood Mad Lib

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[GJW XVII Phase I] Miscellaneous - Brotherhood Mad Lib
This competition is in the [GJW XVII Phase I] Miscellaneous Bin. Participating in a competition in this bin for the first time awards 5 points for your Clan. Cumulatively, the placements in this competition are worth 8.0% of placement points in this Phase. See the parent competition for detailed rules.

Sitrep

In the middle of a war information can become confused. You have been decoding a message from the Collective and are missing certain words. Based on context clues you’re aware of what words that you are missing.

In a rush to deliver the message to your superiors you randomly fill in the following words.

[PLANET NAME]
[ADJECTIVE]
[SILLY NAME]
[VERB ENDING IN ING]
[FOOD]
[WEIRD ANIMAL]
[NUMBER]
[SMELLY THING]
[OCCUPATION]
[TYPE OF MUSIC]
[BODY PART]
[DRAMATIC PHRASE]
[OBJECT]
[FAMOUS DB MEMBER]
[SMELLY THING]
[WEIRD ANIMAL]
[FOOD]

Rules

  • Submit your chosen words in the text box below.
  • Please ensure the words chosen are PG-13 in nature.
Competition Information
Parent Competition
Great Jedi War XVII: Animus
Organized by
Master Kamjin "Maverick" Lap'lamiz, Thran Occasus-Palpatine
Running time
2026-05-23 until 2026-06-06 (15 days)
Competition Tier
Tier 1 - Promoted Activity
Target Unit
Entire DJB
Competition Type
Other
Awards
Novae
Participants
79 subscribers, of which 72 have participated.
Results
1st place
Orv Dessrx
Member
Orv Dessrx
Textual submission

[PLANET NAME] Ch'hodos
[ADJECTIVE] Bloated
[SILLY NAME] Eddie Spaghetti with the Meatball Eyes
[VERB ENDING IN ING] Farting
[FOOD] Chicken Feet
[WEIRD ANIMAL] Gutkurr
[NUMBER] 69
[SMELLY THING] Butt
[OCCUPATION] Chick Sexer
[TYPE OF MUSIC] Chap Hop
[BODY PART] Nipple
[DRAMATIC PHRASE] Bork, bork, bork!
[OBJECT] Potato
[FAMOUS DB MEMBER] Mejas Doto
[SMELLY THING] Rotting Chicken Breast
[WEIRD ANIMAL] Sperm Whale
[FOOD] Pickled Pigs Feet

Placement
1st place
Member
Lord Muz Ashen Keibatsu
Textual submission

Khar Delba
scandalous
Pookie
twisting
fish meatballs
naked mole rat
9
Durian
masseuse
jizz music
Coccyx
you're not my real dad!
lavalamp
Thran
Hákarl
proboscis monkey
soup

Placement
2nd place
Member
General Socorra Tenebrosa Nhar’qual Erinos
Textual submission

[PLANET NAME] Moistafar
[ADJECTIVE] suspiciously moist
[SILLY NAME] Darth McSithpants
[VERB ENDING IN ING] rage-scrapbooking
[FOOD] bacta pudding
[WEIRD ANIMAL] tax-dodging porg
[NUMBER] 1138
[SMELLY THING] Turel's wet gym sock
[OCCUPATION] Dark Council HR representative
[TYPE OF MUSIC] jizz-wailing death metal
[BODY PART] eyebrow ridge
[DRAMATIC PHRASE] “I haven't had enough caf for this.”
[OBJECT] Atra's ceremonial shame spoon
[FAMOUS DB MEMBER] Bubba
[SMELLY THING] expired rancor cheese
[WEIRD ANIMAL] feral paperwork mynock
[FOOD] Sins Corner gas-station sushi

Placement
3rd place
4th place
Zen
Member
Zen
Textual submission

Planet - Goldina
Adjective - Smol
Silly Name - Mr. FluffyButtkin Pants Jr. The 3rd
Verb -ing - dramatizing
Food - Dragonking berries
Weird Animal - Sabretooth hogoblin
Number - 743,149
Smelly Thing - Roses
Occupation - Corrections Officer for Erroneous Slog-Fighter Calendars
Type of Music - Pre-Historic Rhythm Rap
Body Part - 7th Toenail on the left pinky toe
Dramatic Phrase - "OH NO! THE FISH ARE COMING!"
Object - A Datacom
Famous DB Member - Doon Softpaws
Smelly Thing - Rotten Elderchicken Eggs
Weird Animal - Elderchicken
Food - ElderChicken Meat

Placement
4th place
Member
Bryar Bowl Champion Benevolent Taldrya Whiner
Textual submission

[PLANET NAME] - Vee'Numb III
[ADJECTIVE] - Moist
[SILLY NAME] - Ducky
[VERB ENDING IN ING] - Defenestrating
[FOOD] - Air-fried Air Shrimp
[WEIRD ANIMAL] - Air Shrimp
[NUMBER] - Twenty-five thousand, three hundred seventeen
[SMELLY THING] - Boot polish made from authentic nobaki rat oil
[OCCUPATION] - Tentacle De-tangler
[TYPE OF MUSIC] - Hutt Opera
[BODY PART] - Nose Hair
[DRAMATIC PHRASE] - "Your boots are as scuffed as your blemished soul!"
[OBJECT] - Inflatable dummy speederbike
[FAMOUS DB MEMBER] - Mav (No, I'm not elaborating on which one)
[SMELLY THING] - Yesterday's leftover air-fried air shrimp
[WEIRD ANIMAL] - Puffer Pig
[FOOD] - Salt

Placement
5th place
Member
Combat Master Vincent Brujah
Textual submission

Nei'kapo
energetic
Darth Thunder
belching
hot wings
shaak
four
shaak poodoo
farm hand
metal
coccyx
You don't understand how much this hurts!
lightsaber
Halcyon
sweaty socks
Wookiee
roasted Porg

Placement
6th place
7th place
Darth Strix
Member
Darth Strix
Textual submission

[PLANET NAME] - Danktooine
[ADJECTIVE] - sumptuous
[SILLY NAME] - Jimmy Scrambles
[VERB ENDING IN ING] - "wrestling"
[FOOD] - rambutan
[WEIRD ANIMAL] - voorpak
[NUMBER] - three
[SMELLY THING] - Kamjin
[OCCUPATION] - rancor manicurist
[TYPE OF MUSIC] - smooth jizz
[BODY PART] - sphincter
[DRAMATIC PHRASE] - Until every chain is broken
[OBJECT] - nozzle
[FAMOUS DB MEMBER] - Howlader
[SMELLY THING] - Kamjin
[WEIRD ANIMAL] - oggdo
[FOOD] - Ewok

Placement
7th place
Member
Aedile Tali Sroka
Submission
Aedile Tali Sroka opted out of publishing her submission.
Placement
8th place
Member
Dr. Corinna Magarin
Textual submission

[PLANET NAME] - Mustafar
[ADJECTIVE] - Flatulent
[SILLY NAME] - Boobs McButtface
[VERB ENDING IN ING] - Sweating
[FOOD] - Hot Dog
[WEIRD ANIMAL] - Womp Rat
[NUMBER] - 420
[SMELLY THING] - Atra's Socks
[OCCUPATION] - Grand Master of the Brotherhood
[TYPE OF MUSIC] - [Jizz](https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Jizz/Legends)
[BODY PART] - Elbow
[DRAMATIC PHRASE] - I die, Horatio!
[OBJECT] - Bryar Pistol
[FAMOUS DB MEMBER] - Kamjin
[SMELLY THING] - Durian
[WEIRD ANIMAL] - Sarlacc
[FOOD] - Cake

Placement
9th place
Member
Battlelord Sykes Jade Palpatine
Textual submission

Bakura
Calm
Tiddlywinks
Sawing
Eggs
Puppy
Four
Thrans ass
Actor
Jizz
Leg
“I am the greatest thing to ever be!”
Bomb
Kamjin
Dirty socks
Platypus
Ewok steaks

Placement
10th place
Member
Junazee
Textual submission

[PLANET NAME] - Fluffernutter
[ADJECTIVE] - Bumfuzzled
[SILLY NAME] - Anita Bath
[VERB ENDING IN ING] - Gobbling
[FOOD] - lychee
[WEIRD ANIMAL] - Platypus
[NUMBER] - 51
[SMELLY THING] - Corpse Flower
[OCCUPATION] - Snake Milker
[TYPE OF MUSIC] - Rock
[BODY PART] - Phallus
[DRAMATIC PHRASE] - Nuttier than a squirrel turd.
[OBJECT] - Marker
[FAMOUS DB MEMBER] - Edgar Drachen
[SMELLY THING] - Dirty Sock
[WEIRD ANIMAL] - Star nosed Mole
[FOOD] - Pickles

Placement
No placement
Member
Warlord Hades
Submission
Warlord Hades opted out of publishing his submission.
Placement
No placement
Member
Diyrian "Diy" Grivna
Textual submission

Niamos
Vivacious
Mumba Booba
Undulating
Fiery Fornax rings
Spamel
67
Swamp pickles
Concierge
Heavy Isotope
Thumbs
You killed him!
Commlink
Marick Tyris
Spoiled Blue Milk
Thala-Siren
Blue Puff Cubes

Placement
No placement
Member
Empress Rayne Palpatine
Textual submission

[Nar Shaddaa]
[nifty]
[Chungus]
[glowing]
[noodles]
[goanna]
[67]
[mildew]
[hotel desk clerk]
[techno]
[thumb]
[Read 'em and weep]
[candy bar]
[Howie]
[burning rubber]
[cassowary]
[banana bread]

Placement
No placement
Member
Haro Zylrun
Textual submission

Planet Name: Hutta
Adjective: Explosive
Silly Name: Jerry Atric
Verb Ending in -ing: Dance-fighting
Food: Blue milk grounds
Weird Animal: Fambaa
Number: 4,859
Smelly Thing: Helmet padding
Occupation: Assistant taste tester
Type of Music: Jizz
Body Part: Thyroid
Dramatic Phrase: "Time to donate your face to my fist!"
Object: Key ring
Famous DB Member: Jac Cotelin
Smelly Thing: Gihaal
Weird Animal: Puffer Pig
Food: Haashun

Placement
No placement
Member
Duchess Jenni
Textual submission

- Seraph
- Exquisite
- Toe TakTik
- Frolicking
- Ewok Stew
- Narglatch
- Hutt's Slime
- Pilot
- Heavy Metal
- Ear
- I will glass this entire planet with you and your loth cat in it.
- Bowcaster
- Erinyes
- Blue Milk
- Kowakian Monkey-Lizard
- Boba Fettuccini

Placement
No placement
Member
Aedile Raistlin
Textual submission

PLANET NAME] Coruscant
[ADJECTIVE] Hungry
[SILLY NAME] Blinky Boo
[VERB ENDING IN ING] Winning
[FOOD] Nerf sausage with wheat toast
[WEIRD ANIMAL] a dog… but a cat
[NUMBER] 76
[SMELLY THING] old stinky cheese
[OCCUPATION] Jabba’s personal ass wiper
[TYPE OF MUSIC] Smoooooooooth Jazz
[BODY PART] elbow
[DRAMATIC PHRASE] even when I’m wrong, I’m right
[OBJECT] a fork
[FAMOUS DB MEMBER] mav
[SMELLY THING] my armpits when I don’t use deodorant
[WEIRD ANIMAL] 3 headed fish
[FOOD] blue milk stew

Placement
No placement
Member
Major Putra Karno
Textual submission

[PLANET NAME] X324-b
[ADJECTIVE] Moist
[SILLY NAME] Boboskidditendoten
[VERB ENDING IN ING] Boating
[FOOD] Palmeni
[WEIRD ANIMAL] Axolotl
[NUMBER] 7
[SMELLY THING] Cheese
[OCCUPATION] Computer repair tech
[TYPE OF MUSIC] Nu-metal
[BODY PART] Pinky toe
[DRAMATIC PHRASE]
[OBJECT] Keys
[FAMOUS DB MEMBER] Chi Long
[SMELLY THING] Boiled cabbage
[WEIRD ANIMAL] Capybara
[FOOD] Skittles

Placement
No placement
Member
Grik Spiceminer
Textual submission

PLANET NAME: Corellia
ADJ. stormy
SILLY NAME: kuallawalla
VERB-ING: reading
FOOD: Cookies
WEIRD ANIMAL: Okapi
Number: 145
SMELLY THING: sock
Occupation: bricklayer
Type of Music: Classical
BODY PART: ear lobe
DRAMATIC PHRASE: "Someone's gotta do this."
OBJECT: Wiffle ball
Famous DB Member: Edgar Drachen
Smelly thing: Limburger cheese
Weird animal: Gundark
Food: fritas

Placement
No placement
Member
Sage J'Kast
Textual submission

Dantooine
Intelligent
Zaphod
Swimming
Tip-yip
Volptix
178
Tauntaun
Trader
Somber orchestral tones
knee
It is I.
Frisbee
Jac
Foot
monkey-lizard
blue milk

Placement
No placement
Member
Mihoshi Keibatsu
Submission
Mihoshi Keibatsu opted out of publishing her submission.
Placement
No placement
Member
Padawan Tisto Kingang
Textual submission

Kiast
Brave
Waffleton
Swimming
Bacon
Hedgehog
42
Sewer
Spy
Jizz
"May the Force be With You"
Waffle Iron
Turel Sorren
Sewer
Barnacle
Bread

Placement
No placement
Member
Master Windos
Textual submission

Almas
Malicious
Snorty McSnort
Scheming
Shawda Clubb sandwich
Kaadu
3690
Bantha poodoo
Slicer
Gonkrock
Head
"Reality has exiled me!"
Thermal detonator
Lord Muz Ashen Keibatsu, Son of Sadow (yes... the whole name)
Wet Wookiee
Kowakian monkey-lizard
Gorg on a stick

Placement
No placement
Member
Ghost Luka Zarkot
Textual submission

Nei'kapo
small
Flibberdish
shooting
beans
Vintian
67
poop
customer service rep
Jizz
toe
"NOOOOOOOOOO!"
candle
Kamjin the Hutt
Saarlac
Shaak
sushi

Placement
No placement
Member
Lieutenant Commander Eeno
Textual submission

Cor’neria
Man
Gustafarr
Destroying
Meiloorun
Nexu
3
Dead wamprat
General
Classical
Head
It will be the death of us all
Blaster
Wolfe
Dead wamprat
Nexu
Meiloorun

Placement
No placement
Member
Centam Javik
Textual submission

Alderaan
Inflatable
Fredericksonburgington III
Sneezing
Fried Gizka
Eopie
13,352
Bantha fur
Slicer
Rock
Ankle
Blast it all!
Macrobinoculars
Jac Cotelin
Dung
Womp rat
Nerf Burger

Placement
No placement
Member
Korvyn
Textual submission

[PLANET NAME] Danktooine
[ADJECTIVE] Whimsical
[SILLY NAME] Al Beback
[VERB ENDING IN ING] Flying
[FOOD] Ramen
[WEIRD ANIMAL] Platypus
[NUMBER] 1984761
[SMELLY THING] septic tank
[OCCUPATION] Pod Racer
[TYPE OF MUSIC] Polka
[BODY PART] Pinky toe
[DRAMATIC PHRASE] You’re one chromosome away from being a potato
[OBJECT] Darth Jar Jar Statue
[FAMOUS DB MEMBER] Mav
[SMELLY THING] Fish guts
[WEIRD ANIMAL] Hippopotamus
[FOOD] Hamburger

Placement
No placement
Member
Warlord Brimstone aka Seabr'imsto'nedansr
Textual submission

[PLANET NAME] csillia
[ADJECTIVE] luminescent
[SILLY NAME] Obama
[VERB ENDING IN ING] smoking
[FOOD] casserole
[WEIRD ANIMAL] duckbill platypus
[NUMBER] 69
[SMELLY THING] skunk
[OCCUPATION] abrams tank driver
[TYPE OF MUSIC] thrash metal
[BODY PART] glutious maximus
[DRAMATIC PHRASE] give me a break
[OBJECT] cigar
[FAMOUS DB MEMBER] frosty
[SMELLY THING] soiled depends
[WEIRD ANIMAL] horned moth
[FOOD] enchiladas

Placement
No placement
Member
Praetor Barafu Endrin
Textual submission

Mustafar
Green
Dingle
Vaping
Noodles
Echidna
77
Lavender
Porg Farmer
Classical
Fibula
I always come back!
Egg
Muz Ashen
Garlic
Sloth
Lasagna

Placement
No placement
Member
Dr. Ben
Textual submission

Nei'kapo
Flashy
Gobtoose
Reverberating
Chipitas
Jotaz
67
Dirty gym socks
Phlebotomist
Smooth Jazz
Achilles Tendon
"I'll never let go!"
Firecracker
Jac
Rotten eggs
Momong
Orosos

Placement
No placement
Member
Bentre Stahoes
Textual submission

Dantooine
bioluminescent
Mai Nees
gyrating
Porg skewer
nexu
100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,042
a space station's trash compactor
sanitation engineer
space jazz
left little toe
"Relax, your heroes are here!"
Commlink
Lord Pravus
Mav's Unwashed Gym Socks
Kowokian Monkey Lizard
Bantha Steak

Placement
No placement
Member
Tasha'Vel Versea
Textual submission

Cor'neria

luminescent

Archnoogin

farting

Nerf Steak

Purrgil

9,000

Sewer drain

Smuggler

Hard Metal

gluteus maximus

"Karking Nine Hells!"

datapad

Thaddy Prime

Hutt Slime

Blurrg

Scalefin Sushi

Placement
No placement
Member
Terran Koul
Textual submission

| PLANET NAME | Eldar |
| ------------------ | ---------------------------------------- |
| ADJECTIVE | Syrupy |
| SILLY NAME | Flap Jack |
| VERB ENDING IN ING | Drizzling |
| FOOD | Flatcake |
| WEIRD ANIMAL | Dianoga |
| NUMBER | Ninety One |
| SMELLY THING | The Bin |
| OCCUPATION | Space Cowboy |
| TYPE OF MUSIC | Jizz |
| BODY PART | Mouth |
| DRAMATIC PHRASE | You can take that flapjack and stuff it! |
| OBJECT | Fork |
| FAMOUS DB MEMBER | Jac |
| SMELLY THING | Trash Compactor |
| WEIRD ANIMAL | Mynock |
| FOOD | Kessinnamon Roll |

Placement
No placement
Member
Medic Tor
Textual submission

[PLANET NAME] - Kiast
[ADJECTIVE] - bougie
[SILLY NAME] - Kamjin the Hutt
[VERB ENDING IN ING] - flailing
[FOOD] - Correlian Wine
[WEIRD ANIMAL] - Pink Rancor
[NUMBER] - 16
[SMELLY THING] - Durian
[OCCUPATION] - Astrogator
[TYPE OF MUSIC] - Jazz
[BODY PART] - Foot
[DRAMATIC PHRASE] - "They've been lying to you, Brotherhood."
[OBJECT] - Planet
[FAMOUS DB MEMBER] - Muz
[SMELLY THING] - Asparagus
[WEIRD ANIMAL] - Purple Rancor
[FOOD] - Tiingilar

Placement
No placement
Member
Wuntila Arconae
Textual submission

[PLANET NAME] : Nei’kapo
[ADJECTIVE] : Moist
[SILLY NAME] : Rath Oligard (_Wrath Oligarch… come on_)
[VERB ENDING IN ING] : Squelching
[FOOD] : Ration Pack
[WEIRD ANIMAL] : Falumpaset (_It's on Wookieepedia, it counts_)
[NUMBER] : 12.1 (_parsecs_)
[SMELLY THING] : Howie after hibernation
[OCCUPATION] : Tanner
[TYPE OF MUSIC] : Bluegrass
[BODY PART] : Wrist (_no comment_)
[DRAMATIC PHRASE] : "Hello There"
[OBJECT] : Thermal Detonator
[FAMOUS DB MEMBER] : Jac Cotelin
[SMELLY THING]: Howie after exercise
[WEIRD ANIMAL] : The Almighty Sarlacc (there's a sub-reddit that I think this applies to, but I'm too scared to link it)
[FOOD] : Blue Milk Custard

Placement
No placement
Member
Agate Gua'lara
Submission
Agate Gua'lara opted out of publishing her submission.
Placement
No placement
Member
Legend Wally
Textual submission

* [PLANET NAME] **Bora Vio**
* [ADJECTIVE] **deadly**
* [SILLY NAME] **Chupacabra**
* [VERB ENDING IN ING] **Galavanting**
* [FOOD] **Roasted Ewok**
* [WEIRD ANIMAL] **Kowakian monkey-lizard**
* [NUMBER] **42**
* [SMELLY THING] **Rotten Jogan fruit**
* [OCCUPATION] **Jedi**
* [TYPE OF MUSIC] **Oldies**
* [BODY PART] **Thicc Thighs**
* [DRAMATIC PHRASE] **Save Lives!**
* [OBJECT] **Wax seal stamp**
* [FAMOUS DB MEMBER] **Thran-O**
* [SMELLY THING] **Hutt Poodoo**
* [WEIRD ANIMAL] **Thala-siren**
* [FOOD] **Space waffles**

Placement
No placement
Member
Ghost Edgar Drachen
Textual submission

[PLANET NAME] - Solyiat
[ADJECTIVE] - Shiny
[SILLY NAME] - Skank
[VERB ENDING IN ING] - sneaking
[FOOD] - corn on the cob
[WEIRD ANIMAL] - Kiwi
[NUMBER] - 42
[SMELLY THING - Bantha
[OCCUPATION] - Dock Worker
[TYPE OF MUSIC] - Jizz
[BODY PART] - kneecap
[DRAMATIC PHRASE] - you’re dancing on a razor's edge
[OBJECT] - Candlestick
[FAMOUS DB MEMBER] - Turel
[SMELLY THING] - dung
[WEIRD ANIMAL] - wombat
[FOOD] - hot dogs

Placement
No placement
Member
Knight Remalia Manvar
Textual submission

Kushibah
Fluffy
Torjaunque
Galumphing
N'raggos Brand Artificially Flavored Tuber Based Organic Vegan Synth-Tube-Meat Replacement (Sweet Dreams Flavor)
Runyip
1225
Gym on Dowut after New Years
Pleasure-Flogger
Synthetic Jungle-Beat Folk-Speed Metal
Duodenum
"I remember you're Death Stars"
Radio-Loud BAL Quasar
Corran Force
The same gym on Dowut as previously mentioned, but now after a week of not being cleaned
Flitterpod
Lightly Fried Fish Fillet

Placement
No placement
Member
Master Alaris Jinn
Textual submission

What's Left of Alderaan
hard
Blunderbussy
Drinking
Cherry Flavoured Redbull Jello
Skink
At least 3
Dianoga refuse
Insurance Adjuster
Smooth Jizz
Pinky Toe
"Blast my button and call me Susan."
Baseball
Astatine
Microwaved Lunchroom Fish
Jellyfish
Slightly undercooked chicken

Placement
No placement
Member
A deleted dossier
Textual submission

[PLANET NAME] Nal Hutta
[ADJECTIVE] Moist
[SILLY NAME] Jürgenflappen
[VERB ENDING IN ING] Yodeling
[FOOD] Salsa
[WEIRD ANIMAL] Alpaca
[NUMBER] 67
[SMELLY THING] Gym Socks
[OCCUPATION] Taxidermist
[TYPE OF MUSIC] Polka Metal
[BODY PART] Elbow
[DRAMATIC PHRASE] This changes everything!
[OBJECT] Traffic Cone
[FAMOUS DB MEMBER] Bloodfyre
[SMELLY THING] Durian
[WEIRD ANIMAL] Hamster
[FOOD] Pineapple Pizza

Placement
No placement
Member
Shadow Lord Nora Olen
Textual submission

[Bespin]
[Dirty]
[Cyanide]
[Burning]
[Bush meat]
[Sea pig]
[21]
[A bantha after a week long trek across Tatooine with no sonic shower]
[Garbage Man]
[Opera]
[Wenis]
[I built a throne for you, only to be buried beneath it]
[Bottle of lotion]
[Lord Dacien Victae]
[A Wookiee boot lining after sprinting through the swamps of Kashyyyk during rainy season]
[Hagfish]
[Cream of tartar]

Placement
No placement
Member
Pontifex Kodais Solatus
Textual submission

Hoth
Sharp
Boobiekins
Masticating
Spaghetti
Platypus
4,824
Toe jam
Haberdasher
Ska
Small intestines
"Take thy beak from out my heart"
Ladder
Grand Master Firefox
Chanel No. 5
Coelacanth
Trail mix

Placement
No placement
Member
Ambassador Revak K'Urr
Textual submission

Daleem
Guady
Kanananark
Creeping
RepMed Vita Paste
Kaadu
42
Hutt
Tax Assessor
Yerk
Uvula
"It's just a flesh wound!"
Stick
Ji
Pharphar
Dianoga
Roast Porg

Placement
No placement
Member
Tarvitz
Submission
Tarvitz opted out of publishing her submission.
Placement
No placement
Member
Captain Salvo
Textual submission

-Login Attempt 1-
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
-Login Failed-
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

-Error-

-Redirecting-

:Security Clearance Required:

Nei’kapo
Beautiful
Nut Dongle
Awakening
Ronto Roaster
Steelpecker
13
Decay
Cyberneticist
Core Drive
Toe
I am your father
Datapad
Declan Rourke
Cheese
Kowakian Monkey Lizard
Vita-Paste

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Placement
No placement
Member
Ashia Kagan Keibatsu
Textual submission

[PLANET NAME] - Arx
[ADJECTIVE] - Obdurate
[SILLY NAME] - To' aster Mcgee
[VERB ENDING IN ING] - Absorbing
[FOOD] - Asparagus
[WEIRD ANIMAL] - Oggdo Bogdo
[NUMBER] - 47
[SMELLY THING] - Cosmic Farts
[OCCUPATION] - Smuggler
[TYPE OF MUSIC] - Techno
[BODY PART] - Elbow
[DRAMATIC PHRASE] - I've got a bad feeling about this.
[OBJECT] - Tennis Ball
[FAMOUS DB MEMBER] - Jac Cotelin
[SMELLY THING] - Durian Fruit
[WEIRD ANIMAL] - Shoebill Stork
[FOOD] - Muffins

Placement
No placement
Member
Supreme Chancellor Narman Losa Taldrya
Textual submission

[PLANET NAME] Nar Shaddaa
[ADJECTIVE] Fluffy
[SILLY NAME] Yorgol
[VERB ENDING IN ING] Crawling
[FOOD] Sketto Chuga
[WEIRD ANIMAL] Thala-siren
[NUMBER] 21
[SMELLY THING] Bleu Cheese
[OCCUPATION] Bounty Hunter
[TYPE OF MUSIC] Jizz
[BODY PART] Pinky Toe
[DRAMATIC PHRASE] Great Scott!
[OBJECT] Bacta canister
[FAMOUS DB MEMBER] Bubba
[SMELLY THING] Brussel Sprouts
[WEIRD ANIMAL] Wortt
[FOOD] Jogan Fruit Pie

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Corsair Koda Kendis
Textual submission

Dagobah
Giant
Kip Astar
Burning
Meiloorun
Wistie
427
Old Socks
Janitor
Rock
Leg
To be or not to be
Mug
Kamjin
Kamjin
Platypus
Waffles

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Brother Taurus
Textual submission

Kamino
ancient
willy
playing
Hot-Dog
twelve
Roquefort
Technician
Classical
Arm
Uprising
Ball
Havok
Durian
Axolotl
Pizza

Placement
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Member
Professor Sanguinius Tsucyra Entar
Textual submission

Dajorra
Delicious
Sugar Booger
Painting
Cheeseburger
Pink Fairy Armadillo
95,409,483
My feet
Lollipop Man
Jazz
Humerus
The die is cast
lamp
Bubba
Bubba's feet
Sarcastic Fringe Head
Sausages

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Member
Praetor Seals
Textual submission

Ilum,
obedient,
Sir Pifflesworth,
concentrating,
Escargot,
Hyrax,
18,
potpourri,
Pilot,
Techno,
scalp,
"We're all told we don't stand a chance, and yet we stand."
blasters,
Alethia Archenksova,
shuttle exhaust,
Shrew,
Tandoori chicken

Placement
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Member
Duchess Magda Venn
Textual submission

Empress Teta
Chill
King Lasagno IV
Spitting
Chicharrones
De Brazza's Monkey
Eighty-Twelve
Cat Poop
France, 1943
Jizz
Thumbnail
"There will be no bargain, my young Jedi. I shall enjoy watching you die."
Chair
Muz
More Cat Poop
Coati
Sausauge

Placement
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Member
General Ood Bnar
Textual submission

[PLANET NAME] = Myrkr
[ADJECTIVE] = Stunning
[SILLY NAME] = Stewjon
[VERB ENDING IN ING] = Roasting
[FOOD] = Ewok
[WEIRD ANIMAL] = Ewok
[NUMBER] = 253.735,15
[SMELLY THING] = Tauntaun
[OCCUPATION] = Bartender
[TYPE OF MUSIC] = Jizz
[BODY PART] = Left ring finger
[DRAMATIC PHRASE] = I'll Be Back!
[OBJECT] = That bowl of floating amphibian thingies that Jabba is eating from while Han is hanging from his wall encased in carbonite
[FAMOUS DB MEMBER] = Real Mav
[SMELLY THING] = Nerfherder
[WEIRD ANIMAL] = Other Mav
[FOOD] = Ewok Stew

Placement
No placement
Member
Yeyu
Textual submission

NABOO
DIZZY
OINGLESBERT
BURPING
COOKIE
PIKOBI
19
FOOT FUNGUS
BOUNTY HUNTER
CHORAL CHANTING
TOES
"YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE"
HAMMER
AZLER (i'm sorry idk any famous djb members...i know like 3 people)
GIZKA POO
GIZKA
CAKE

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Member
Blade Mistress Kora
Textual submission

Dathomir
mysterious
Babbaboo
Drawing
Port Borgo Noodles
Fi'Lin
467
refresher
Painter
Alt Folk
Montrals
They said it was impossible
Sith Holocron
Muz
Tauntaun
Ikadrian flitter-whipit
Rings of Hudalla

Placement
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Member
Golden Envoy Abbey Atty Attiter Ann
Textual submission

Ach-To
blithe
Snufflelufagus
suspiraring
nusage rolls
cats
thirteen
ammonia
therapist
new age
perineum
"I AM YOUR FATHER"
Legos
Atyiru
durian
still cats
noodles

Placement
No placement
Member
Research Director Kadrol Hauen
Textual submission

[PLANET NAME]- Korriban
[ADJECTIVE]- rectilinear
[SILLY NAME]- Juicebox
[VERB ENDING IN ING]- cleaving
[FOOD]- Sourdough
[WEIRD ANIMAL]- Blurrg
[NUMBER]- 534,228
[SMELLY THING]- Wet Bantha Fur
[OCCUPATION]- Archaeologist
[TYPE OF MUSIC]- Reggaeton
[BODY PART]- Small toe
[DRAMATIC PHRASE]- "It's not a story the Jedi would tell you"
[OBJECT]- Blade of Ochi of Bestoon
[FAMOUS DB MEMBER]- Howlader Taldrya
[SMELLY THING]- Rotta the Hutt
[WEIRD ANIMAL]- Roggwart
[FOOD]- Steak

Placement
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Member
Master DarkHawk Sadow
Textual submission

[PLANET NAME] – Shaevalis Prime
[ADJECTIVE] – Star Wars–esque
[SILLY NAME] – General Purpose
[VERB ENDING IN ING] – Force-lightning
[FOOD] – Spicy BBQ Nuna Drumsticks
[WEIRD ANIMAL] – Dianoga
[NUMBER] – 264
[SMELLY THING] – Bantha Dung
[OCCUPATION] – Wheat Farmer
[TYPE OF MUSIC] – Jatz
[BODY PART] – Purple Lekku
[DRAMATIC PHRASE] – "Only the scheme of totality determines my destiny,..."
[OBJECT] – Energy Bow
[FAMOUS DB MEMBER] – Muz Ashen Keibatsu
[SMELLY THING] – Onyx Stalker breath
[WEIRD ANIMAL] – Krayt Dragon
[FOOD] – Carmel butter cream Corellian Ryshcate

Placement
No placement
Member
Professional Agron Dyrce
Textual submission

Farglenargle IX
Massive
Floogorf
Slapping
Nerf Steaks
platypus
1138
rotten fish
nerf herder
Jizz Wailing
kneecap
ONCE MORE INTO THE BREECH!
Remote
Tuq
limberger
capybara
spinach

Placement
No placement
Member
A'lora Kituri
Textual submission

[PLANET NAME] Zeltros
[ADJECTIVE] insufferably glamorous
[SILLY NAME] Admiral Flimflam
[VERB ENDING IN ING] flouncing
[FOOD] nuna drumsticks
[WEIRD ANIMAL] three-eyed purse ferret
[NUMBER] 17
[SMELLY THING] burnt bantha butter
[OCCUPATION] holodrama critic
[TYPE OF MUSIC] cantina synth-jazz
[BODY PART] lekku
[DRAMATIC PHRASE] “History remembers martyrs. It forgets the clerks with authorization codes.”
[OBJECT] plastic spoon
[FAMOUS DB MEMBER] Darth Renatus
[SMELLY THING] moldy flight suit
[WEIRD ANIMAL] hairless kowakian slug
[FOOD] blue milk custard

Placement
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Member
Pontifex Azler
Submission
Pontifex Azler opted out of publishing his submission.
Placement
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Member
Tallulah Duncape
Textual submission

[PLANET NAME] Coruscant
[ADJECTIVE] Lazy
[SILLY NAME] Boaty McBoatface
[VERB ENDING IN ING] Licking
[FOOD] Ice Cream
[WEIRD ANIMAL] Dik Dik
[NUMBER] 13
[SMELLY THING] Moldy Cheese
[OCCUPATION] Bus Driver
[TYPE OF MUSIC] Rap
[BODY PART] Leg
[DRAMATIC PHRASE] "I'll get you for this!!"
[OBJECT] Coffee Mug
[FAMOUS DB MEMBER] Edgar Drachen
[SMELLY THING] Dirty Diapers
[WEIRD ANIMAL] Toucan
[FOOD] Popcorn

Placement
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Member
Velira Morvane
Textual submission

[Wobani]
[Overcooked]
[Chonkar the Gluttonous]
[Frolicking]
[Bantha butter]
[Bobfish]
[232]
[Jawa dumpster]
[Burlesque dancer]
[Yodeling]
[Weenis]
[“The vibes are critically unstable.”]
[Jedi stress ball]
[Justicar Kamjin the Hutt]
[The Shame Corner bathroom]
[Vampire squid]
[Burrito]

Placement
No placement
Member
Battlemaster Doon Sulvir
Textual submission

[PLANET NAME] - HOTH
[ADJECTIVE] - ENGORGED
[SILLY NAME] - GLORG
[VERB ENDING IN ING] - GESTATING
[FOOD] - FRIEND PORG SKIN
[WEIRD ANIMAL] - DEWBACK
[NUMBER] - SEVENTEEN
[SMELLY THING] - EXPENDED SWEAT RAG
[OCCUPATION] - HYDROLIC RAMP OPERATOR
[TYPE OF MUSIC] - SPARKLE-BOP
[BODY PART] - EAR
[DRAMATIC PHRASE] - "THEY'RE GONE, BY THE STARS THEY'RE DEAD!"
[OBJECT] - DOONIUM SPORK
[FAMOUS DB MEMBER] - ZUZA
[SMELLY THING] - DISCARDED TOUPE
[WEIRD ANIMAL] - ACKLAY
[FOOD] - FRESH CREAMED PORG EGGS

Placement
No placement
Member
Raeken
Textual submission

Uvena Prime
Hot
Sciglibiglio
Running
Funnel Cake
Fyrnock
67
Wet dog
Blacksmith
Symphonic Death Metal
Nose
Frankly Scarlet, I don't give a damn!
Hammer
Seals
Oily rags
Acklay
Chester Fried Chicken

Placement
No placement
Member
Blade Mistress Tahiri Thorn Morte Tarentae
Textual submission

[PLANET NAME] - Nei'kapo
[ADJECTIVE] - Dangerous
[SILLY NAME] - Tahiggles
[VERB ENDING IN ING] - Stabbing
[FOOD] - NOODLES
[WEIRD ANIMAL] - Kowakian Monkey-Lizard
[NUMBER] - 117
[SMELLY THING] - Nerf
[OCCUPATION] - Swoop bike racer
[TYPE OF MUSIC] - Jizz
[BODY PART] - Kneecap
[DRAMATIC PHRASE] - The calm before the storm
[OBJECT] - Lightsaber
[FAMOUS DB MEMBER] - Howie
[SMELLY THING] - Socks
[WEIRD ANIMAL] - Gizka
[FOOD] - Sushi

Placement
No placement
Member
Sage Cassandra Oriana Taldrya
Textual submission

Cor'nelia
Jedi
Jar-Jar Binks
Podracing
Blue milk
Bantha
1138
Dianoga sludge
Bounty Hunter
Jizz
Lekku
I've got a bad feeling about this.
Lightsaber
James
Tauntaun guts
Womp Rat
Meiloorun fruit

Placement
No placement
Member
Namea
Textual submission

[Uranus]
[Sparkly]
[Larry Georgio Armpit von Struessel]
[Bantering]
[Potatoes]
[Potoos bird]
[46]
[Old socks]
[Jockey]
[Trap]
[kneecap]
[HOW DARE YOU?!]
[Coaster]
[Wolfie]
[Corpseblossom]
[Vine snake]
[Sushi]

Placement
No placement
Member
Nightsister Sinya Ani
Textual submission

PLANET NAME] Ryloth
[ADJECTIVE] dusty
[SILLY NAME] Harry Hogsbottom
[VERB ENDING IN ING] dancing
[FOOD] bantha steak
[WEIRD ANIMAL] acklay
[NUMBER] 42
[SMELLY THING] corpse flower
[OCCUPATION] cobbler
[TYPE OF MUSIC] Cantina Jizz
[BODY PART] little toe
[DRAMATIC PHRASE] “Never bet against a Corellian when credits are on the line!”
[OBJECT] hydrospanner
[FAMOUS DB MEMBER] Howie
[SMELLY THING] Wookie feet
[WEIRD ANIMAL] porg
[FOOD] Giza on a stick

Placement
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Member
Adept Raiju
Textual submission

Alderman
Dynamic
Jimmy McKrack
Sowing
Wimprat-on-a-stick
Dianoga
42
Twice-worn underpants
Insemination technician
Jizz (a reminder this is canon music, https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Jizz)
Armpit
Not the momma?!
Pet rock
Yacks
Thrice-worn underpants
Bograt
Bantha tartar

Placement
No placement
Member
Dasha Talus
Textual submission

[PLANET NAME] Naboo
[ADJECTIVE] Fly
[SILLY NAME] Carbuncle
[VERB ENDING IN ING] Rowing
[FOOD] Bacon
[WEIRD ANIMAL] Dewback
[NUMBER] 3
[SMELLY THING] Ewok
[OCCUPATION] Guard
[TYPE OF MUSIC] Rock
[BODY PART] Leg
[DRAMATIC PHRASE] OH NO
[OBJECT] Ball
[FAMOUS DB MEMBER] Appius
[SMELLY THING] Underwear
[WEIRD ANIMAL] Porg
[FOOD] Bread

Placement
No placement
Member
Rian Taldrya
Textual submission

Arx
shiny
Tin soldier
Cooking
Stew
Porg
Thirty-one
Blue milk cheese
Kitchen
Jatz
Hand
Eat it or Starve
Pan
Idris Ardenn
Feet
Porg
Tiingilar

Placement
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