Competition: [Pro Bowl X: Week Three] Slam Jam Kabaam

Objective

The room came silent on you, your opponent stared right back. They had just delivered a cutting rhyme. It’s time to show them who is boss nass.

Write a Star Wars themed limerick. This may be a hot take, a sick burn, a hard read, or yes, a dirty limerick. Due to the nature of this event, if you believe that your limerick would not be considered PG-13, please ensure you turn off visibility and not allow people to view the submission once the competition is complete.

Rules

The poem must follow the poetic rules of a Limerick-type poem. In that it should fit into 6/8 time and follow the rhyming rules of:

A
A
B B
A

Example:

A boy left his planet of sand
To save a girl of a rebel band
One day he kissed her
But she was his sister
So their father cut off his hand

Deviation from strict 6/8 time is acceptable, but the rhyming scheme MUST be adhered to in order to qualify for placement. (As per the example, words that kinda rhyme are also acceptable).

You’re gonna be rated on funniness from 1-100. There are two judges so as to make sure that one person’s terrible humour isn’t solely deciding this.

This event has a placement x2 modifier.