Competition: [Pro Bowl X: Week Two] I heard some Rumors

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[Pro Bowl X: Week Two] I heard some Rumors

Create a rumor about a participant in the Pro Bowl, possibly even yourself!

Most entertaining rumor, to my personal taste, will place~

This event has a 1x participation modifier!

Competition Information
Parent Competition
Pro Bowl X: Week Two
Organized by
Pontifex Azler
Running time
2026-10-11 until 2026-10-17 (7 days)
Competition Tier
Tier 1 - Promoted Activity
Target Unit
Entire DJB
Competition Category
Other
Awards
Dynamic, Fourth Level Crescents (based on participant count)
Participants
16 subscribers, of which 14 have participated.
Results
Member
Combat Master Vincent Brujah
Textual submission

I heard a rumor that if you want to beat niko at the button, all you really need is a stash of bacon and a few well timed throws when bombs are dropped.

Placement
1st place
Member
Furios Morega di Plagia
Textual submission

I heard that Alaris had lekku extensions and is super self-conscious about their actual length.

Placement
2nd place
3rd place
Haro Zylrun
Member
Haro Zylrun
Textual submission

I hear Kamjin isn't really a Hutt. I hear he has hair, and styles it all by himself. I hear he doesn't weigh anywhere *near* a ton and a half. In fact, I even heard- *leans in close to whisper* -I heard he even has *feet*. *Two* of them.

Placement
3rd place
Member
TuQ’uan Varick di Plagia
Textual submission

I heard a rumour that the reason the celebration on Nei’kapo had no alcohol was because Furios drank it all before the party could being.

Placement
4th place
Member
General Ood Bnar
Textual submission

"Guess which of the participating neti has woodworm..."

Placement
5th place
6th place
Sage J'Kast
Member
Sage J'Kast
Submission
Sage J'Kast opted out of publishing their submission.
Placement
6th place
Member
Adept Edgar Der Blutritter
Textual submission

Tisto is not a real Jedi; he is only a LARPer playing a Jedi as cosplay and keeps getting away with it.

Placement
7th place
Member
Mistress Tahiri Thorn Morte Tarentae
Textual submission

Rumor has it, that Beastmaster Tahiri Tarentae, may or may not have gotten a pack of Ascendant Raptors. Maybe even an Ascendant Rancor.

Placement
No placement
Member
Ellac Conrat
Textual submission

"Did you hear about the secret collection of Hutt photos on the Justicar's datapad?"

Placement
No placement
Member
Quaestor Blackhawk
Textual submission

I heard a rumor that Kalen Joss is looking to set up another brewery on Nei'kapo

Placement
No placement
Member
Brother Kalen Joss
Textual submission

Rumor has it that Karracca, the massive 300 year old Wookiee and Reece, the nigh psychotic emancipated droid had found a data drive with a bunch of seriously compromising info about several Dark Council members in a secret bunker below the remains of the old Oligard Estate and that the droid now carries the embarrassing stash of messages and illicit vide s and photos in an encrypted memory circuit.

Placement
No placement
Member
Astralis Violentus
Textual submission

I heard that Furios wears panties under his battle armor!

Placement
No placement
Member
Eeno
Textual submission

Did you hear Jenni's funeral is next week?

Placement
No placement
Member
Master Kamjin "Maverick" Lap'lamiz
Textual submission

I've heard that all the Council has been replaced by Hutts. Have you seen Kamjin? Definitely a Hutt. It's a Huttspiracy I tell you!

Placement
No placement