Competition: "Oops"

Specifics

FLASH BACK

Back just after the RoS, a freak (but possibly quite intentional) accident has left the Brotherhood database in a quite... inconsistent state. In fact, for some strange reasons, all leaders have been replaced with members of Scholae Palatinae. Yes, I mean all of them. Dark Council, Tribunes, Chamber of Justice, all Consuls, all Proconsuls. And for some even stranger reasons, no one complained...

FLASH FORWARD AGAIN

It is now September 10, 2007. The Seventh... erm... Great Jedi War (or rather whatever the CSP DC made of it) has recently concluded and, wouldn't you know it, a decimated Scholae Palatinae gets to celebrate a decisive victory. But what does the Brotherhood look like in general?

Your task: Create a DB news page for this alternate universe. It doesn't have to be in HTML, it's enough to create just the texts (although HTML/graphical renditions are of course allowed!). Your page should include at least:

• One Grand Master Report
• One report by another DC member
• One CoJ case resolved (doesn't have to be a conviction, but you can be cruel :P)
• One position appointment and one position "dis-appointment" (you get the gist)
• One major promotion or medal
• One competition announcement
• One news post related to the just ended Great Jedi War - and that one should allow the reader to at least have a rough idea what the topic and the more notable events were...
• Loads of totally absurd CSPish humor!

You can combine more than one of these into one, so it's legal to for example have the appointment in the GM report and count it for both.

Comments

This event is designed to give the Clan a little comic relief in these hard times, so go wild!

Competition checked and approved by CON Phoenix

Awards

3rd level for crescents for best overall. Up to three additional (non-placing) members may receive Cr-Q at judge's discretion for single outstanding elements in their entry.