Competition: [CP]Attack of the Bacon

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[CP]Attack of the Bacon

Specifics

It's back!

Members of Plagueis, behold the bacon! Just like last time, you are to take the opening crawl of Episode Two: Attack of the Clones, and rewrite it to fit the title Attack of the Bacon. Change words, sentences, however you want to do it. Just remember that the crawl must still have the same general plot.

To make things easier, here is the crawl:

There is unrest in the Galactic Senate. Several thousand solar systems have declared their intentions to leave the Republic.

This Separatist movement, under the leadership of the mysterious Count Dooku, has made it difficult for the limited number of Jedi Knights to maintain peace and order in the galaxy.

Senator Amidala, the former Queen of Naboo, is returning to the Galactic Senate to vote on the critical issue of creating an ARMY OF THE REPUBLIC to assist the overwhelmed Jedi...