Competition: A Just Thanksgiving

Specifics

"At this time of each year, the Chamber of Justice enjoys a holiday from their usual judicial tasks for some well-deserved relaxation. A specific tradition is played out every year, in which lay members are permitted entrance to the Chamber to present satirical comments on day-to-day legal technicalities. The most entertaining of these members is permitted to join the Justicar for a feast, and awarded for their work."

Using each word in list of legal jargon below, write a humorous one-paragraph story involving the Justicar's activities on Thanksgiving.

Word list: Statute of Limitations Admissible Recuse Ex post facto Double Jeopardy Hearsay Motion Exculpatory Defense Prosecute

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