Competition: Ryhmin' and Stealin'

Specifics

Poetry time folks......

Write me a poem, of no less than 5 stanzas, in any style that you wish, about breaking into my office to steal my most prized possession.... My family sized can of Beefaroni. You can be serious, funny, whatever, make it entertaining.

Platform

.txt, .rtf, .doc, or any format I can read with OpenOffice

Comments

put some thought into these, and by all means be creative!

Awards

4th level crescents for the first three places