Competition: "Sit on my lap, little children"

Specifics

QUA RevengeX has dressed up like a husky old man who needs a good shave. He has donned the heavy red overcoat, the ridiculous pointed hat with a furball on the end, and he has stuffed pillows down his shirt. Everybody compliments him on his rosy cheeks, his very thick spectacles, and how large he has gotten.

To go along with the holiday tradition, QUA RevengeX is now allowing everyone to sit on his lap to tell him what they want. (Of course, there are a few that think they are too "cool" to join in this tradition, but nobody is "cooler" than RevengeX, so it's all good.)

It is your job to do one of two things:

• Create an image of the fat man listening to people tell him what they want for the holidays.

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• Write a story about how you tell the fat man what you want for the holidays. (Or maybe, you think you're too "cool" to do this and you try to set the fat man on fire.)

HHHAD! (Happy Holidays, House Acclivis Draco!)

Platform

Email, Word processor or imaging program thingy software <technical terms />

Comments

All entries are to be sent to QUA RevengeX.