Competition: Holiday Tunes

Specifics

Lightsabers, starfighters, Sith Alchemy...that's what the Holidays are all about.

Pick a popular holiday song and twist it into something Star Warsy and Dark-Jedi-like by changing the words (make sure it flows as well as the original!)

When submitting, be sure to put in what the original song is so I know how to sing it in my head :)

Platform

Any text editor will do.