Competition: [Taldryan] Quick and Easy PCON Comp 1-1: Wash Kir

Specifics

After losing his table, Shad went on a bending rampage. He left the Taldryan membership bent and bruised. During the spree a famous DC member became a bent casualty when Shad crooked his former Consul over a trash bin. Now Kir is angled and dirty and it is your job to explain how he removes the stench of defeat, and garbage, from his person.

Your job is to tell the story of how Kir gets the garbage off of him and his robes. All entries should be in 12 point Times New Roman font and be no shorter than a page in length. The 3 funniest entries will be declared the winners. All entries should be sent to Duga Taldrya Arkarso and Chaosrian Taldrya. 5th level crescents will be awarded to the winners.