Competition: A new weapon

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The Crimson Vangurad is looking for a new weapon to help us in our path to total domination. If you have any weapon any new weapon at all please come see me in mf office. OOC I would like you to pretend to be a sells person trying to sell my some new weapon I don't care if it is funny or serious just make the weapon do someting I'v never seen before Ex: dont make some weapon that blows up a planet like the Death Star did

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Just make it a new weapon and nothing I'v seen before