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After his bending rampage, Shadow continued to search for his beloved table. He searched high and low. He checked the kitchen and under some of the Acolytes that were still stuck in a crooked position. He searched all over Karufr, but he could not find his beloved table. Slowly depression set in, he became less flamboyant and started to drink heavily. Soon he began to smell of panda armpit and a state of emergency was declared. Now Duga has ordered that all members of Clan Taldryan need to search for the infamous table and help remove the funk from the once glorious Pimp.

Your job is to tell the story of the search for Shadow's Table by posting under the Find Shadow's Table topic in the Taldryan forums. All you need to do is post three consecutive words to continue the story. You can end a sentence in the middle of your three words. For instance you can add pieces such as "the whore smelled", "the table. He", or ". The former Pimp". You have one week to start and finish the story. 5th level crescents will be awarded to the top three posters and a Emerald crescent will be awarded to the person who adds the funniest pieces to the story.

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DB Forums