Competition: [Dorimad Sol] Jedi Reversals

Specifics

Many of you are familiar with the line "In American, You drive a car. In Soviet Russia, Car drives you!" You may know where it originated from, or you may have just heard it around, or you may not have heard it at all.

Your task is to create several jokes along these lines...But here is the kicker...Instead of using America and Soviet Russia, you are going to use Jedi and Sith!

So your Jokes must take this form:

In the Jedi, You study the force! In the Sith, Force studies you!

Come up with 2 to 5 Jokes in this format. Humor is the key factor. The more creative you are, the higher you score! You may change the positioning of Jedi or Sith in the format, but the format must remain the same!

Platform

Russian Reversal Style Jokes.

Comments

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