Competition: Drowning in an Pond of Ale

Specifics

There's no question about it when it comes to what Tridens does and is known for. We are the lifeblood of Tarentum, in a social aspect, and we know how to have a good time. In fact, its been said we take to partying like fat women take to eating cake. While there are many factors that have lead to this reputation, such as; Trout's and Gryffon's way with the ladies, Sephiroth's ability to drink like a Corellian asteroid miner, and Lucius' and Raiju's ability to provide the best herb this side of Dagobah. The major factor however is the Ale Pond, the Tridens bar within Castle Tarentum. The club fits the needs of all our members and provides a great hangout for all Tarenti alike. However, when a freak death occurs during the prime hours the bar is open, Anshar threats to close the bar due to public safety until the matter can be cleared up. As the cheif investigator of this death, it is up to you to figure out how and why this individual died for the sake of reopening the Ale Pond.

OCC: A weird death as occured in the Ale Pond, Tridens main bar. Write a short story about how this person died, and how you're investigation figures out why it occured. This is to be a humour story, so marking will be done more on humour (10) and plot(10) than realism(5).

Platform

any writing platform

Comments

Approved by the Tridens AED, will be marked by myself under the conditions mentioned above.

Awards

4th level crescents to Top 3 entries