Competition: What to do about Hiccups

Specifics

Our fearless leader, Ashura Isradia, Quaestor of HMR, has been hiccupping for the past 42 hours straight! Ashura can't figure out how to stop the

blasted hiccups, and he is getting so desperate that he is willing to ask for your assistance. This is a fiction competition, so you need to come up with how he got the hiccups in the first place (i.e. was it because he told a lie, and if it was, what lie was that?) how he can cure the hiccups? And, if your cure

worked or if he is doomed to forever hiccup. The funnier the better! Has to be at least 1 page ,and 12 point font.

Comments

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Awards

5th Level cresents