Competition: Nursery Rhyme time

Specifics

We all know Jack and Jill, Hickory Dickory dock, Mary had a little lamb, and the rest, but what we need are some good old fashioned CNS Rhymes. Perhaps someone has a drinking problem, not mentioning any names (cough Bob*cough*) or someone gets too friendly with Fred. Either way come up with your very own CNS Nursery Rhyme.

Comments

I Have my QUA's approval.

Awards

5th Level Cresents