Competition: Jedi or Mutant?

Specifics

In an effort to amuse me, feel free to submit a paragraph as to the following topic:

Given a choice, would you like to have mutant powers (Such as the X-Men), or have Jedi powers?

The most interesting and/or most amusing entry wins! Only one week to get this in, so let's move it, HAD! ;)

Platform

Any writing medium.

Comments

Approved by QUA, PCON, and CON.

Awards

Fifth-level Crescents.