Competition: Jedi or Mutant?

Finished
Jedi or Mutant?

Specifics

In an effort to amuse me, feel free to submit a paragraph as to the following topic:

Given a choice, would you like to have mutant powers (Such as the X-Men), or have Jedi powers?

The most interesting and/or most amusing entry wins! Only one week to get this in, so let's move it, HAD! ;)

Platform

Any writing medium.

Comments

Approved by QUA, PCON, and CON.

Awards

Fifth-level Crescents.

Competition Information
Organized by
Lambow
Running time
2008-06-11 until 2008-06-18 (8 days)
Target Unit
Battleteam Acclivis Draco
Competition Type
Other
Awards
None/Other (Manually Awarded)
Participants
1 subscriber, of which 1 has participated.
Results
1st place
Lailoken
Member
Lailoken
Textual submission

Migrated from legacy database

Placement
1st place