It is common knowledge that Alaris is not one to be easily offended, thus he has decided to issue a challenge to all members of House Satal Keto.
Offend him! Find some way to offend Alaris, be it an offensive T-Shirt, offensive story, or offensive joke. There is no limit to how offensive you can be.
(Make Note: Alaris watched 2 Girls 1 Cup and barely blinked, he subscribes to T-Shirt Hell.com, he has been known to tell jokes with the subject of the death of young children, so be creative!)
Anything. Send an e-mail with a link, a word document, a picture, etc.
This SHOULD be worth more because of the level of difficulty, but given the nature, I've decided that 5th Level Crescents are in order.
Nobody has participated in this competition.