Competition: [CP] We Love Cake!

Specifics

No, not cake... Kaek, the Master At Arms. More often than not, some of the comments from the Master At Arms are generated to be congratulatory or remind leaders what other tasks are required.

Your task is to create some humorous, if not hilarious, remarks that might be found in one of his denials! So start with:

"The Master At Arms added the following comments:"

And then have a great, fail-tastic time!

Platform

Writing

Comments

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