Competition: What's in a name?

Specifics

Take someone's name at random (can be anyone within the DB) and create a short story about how they got that name. It could be a funny little bit about how the parents came up with it or how they earned the name doing something.

Example: (You can not use this!) Telona Murrage Tarentae

Telona - Father couldn't remember how to say telephone in basic so just muddled the rest Murrage - Mother had a hairball Tarentae - Given by Clan Tarentum so she'd shut up