Competition: The Day The Pwnd Stood Still

Specifics

Let's face it, we rock hardcore. But what happens when the DB ends up taking a nose dive and ends up failing? Well, I want to know how it happened. Describe and detail the events on the day the DB no longer pwnd. Who was responsible for the epic fail and who will be the one to save us all? Humor is required and strongly recommended. The award is 2nd Level Crescents and 1st place gets custom robes. Here are the writing details:

Times New Roman, 12 font, 3 pages minimum, single spaced.

Entries will no longer be accepted after 11:59 EST on December 14th, 2008. Have fun and good luck!

Platform

Writing

Comments

If it's not funny, it will make Shikyo sad.

Awards

2nd Level Crescents and custom robes to 1st place.