Competition: [Ektrosis] Evil`Vodo is my Hero

Specifics

HALP! Evil`Vodo, my IRC alter ego, has taken over my CService account and won't give it back!

Luckily for me, he isn't very smart, and I have devised a plan to get it back! Fill out the provided document with nouns, adjectives, and verbs to make a complete paragraph (Think MadLibs) that will convince Evil`Vodo to give back my account information!

Platform

Text Editors, Word, Wordpad, Email

Comments

Sklib, I want a divorce