Specifics

Comical piece (humor required). You are the new Dark Lord of the Sith, Master of the Dark Side, ... But what about some professional help around the Dark Fortress of Doom? The last maid was tortured to death and the fortress is a terrible clutter, you'll need someone to clean it! Write a letter or advert from the point of view of the Dark Lord in which he is looking for a new cleaner. This can be a short newspaper add in the style of "DLotS (Dark Lord of the Sith) requires maid to keep DFoD (dark fortress of doom) clean, R&B(room and board) included, pay negotiable" (if you abreviate, include the meaning in brackets or underneath). This can however also be a nice letter to a maid-agency using the Dark Lord stationary, use your funnybones in this one!

Platform

writing, imagery, anything that follows the specifics (hell even a multimedia submission ala Jack GJW9 will be accepted)

Comments

Have fun and make it funny, the top 3 will be rewarded, the top 5 will be published to the House mailer